____Thanks for the comments. I’ll try and answer the questions from DBP, Spardo and MRM. It was 1000 kilometres a day [about 600 miles] and I never had a problem with that as long as I got a good nights sleep. There was a CB radio in every truck but I only switched it on if I came to a traffic jam and couldn’t see the cause. Otherwise, the endless abusive racial comments made for pointless listening. We were paid the same for empty miles as for loaded. Distances were calculated by PC Miler which the office also used for fuel tax mileages.
____There is a myth that anybody going to Mexico will be robbed, kidnapped, beheaded or worse. But Canadian and US trucks don’t go into Mexico simply because they can’t get insurance. Now transshipping at the border is such big business that it is not going to change any time soon. In the border towns there are a lot of trucks with both Mexican and American licence plates and these do the majority of the cross-border shunting. In theory, Mexican trucks can run all over the US but the only one I ever saw away from the border zone was Mennonite owned and operated.
____MRM. Those supercars should have a front plate if they are registered in BC. You see a lot of high end sports cars with the plate lying on the dash; maybe they do the same if they get a pull. You don’t need anything on the front in Alberta unless it is a tractor unit. I’ve not seen Kelowna Bob for ages; last thing I heard was that he was driving a side-tip B-train for the Baffinland mine on Baffin Island.
____This story is a diary extract from the Summer of 2010 and illustrates what a problem border-crossing can be.
____DAY 1: Humidex: a new word for me; the opposite to wind-chill. I strap and smoke-tarp a load of green plastic sewer pipes and am wringing wet with sweat. The temperature is 30 degrees C, with the humidity, the day has a Humidex rating of 40. It’s a relief to get out on the road in a refreshing air-conned truck cab. The pipes have come from Langley, BC. I have them for the last 1300 miles from Steinbach to Etobicoke, Ontario. Eastbound and into the cool of the night, a long days drive to Marathon, Ontario.
____DAY 2: A misty start to the day; which is good. No wind and with a high load, a shade taller than the legal maximum of 13’6’', that’s good for the fuel consumption. In the afternoon, the next load instructions arrive: load Thursday at noon: Haileybury, Ontario, going to Questa, New Mexico. Nice one, 2098 miles and somewhere different to look forward to. With plenty of time to get the pipes unloaded on Wednesday, I reach the Rest Area at Parry Sound; the one with the Tim Hortons seems a good place to finish the day.
____DAY 3: I wait till the early morning rush into Toronto has subsided before I run the centre lane of Highway 400; south through Barrie and round to the eastern side of the Lester Pearson Airport. The right lane of the 400 used to be the shoulder and the bridges are a shade lower than 13’ 6’'. The pipes are off quicker than I can roll up the straps as airliners take off overhead at one a minute. Then along to the Big Freight System drop yard to change a flatdeck for a stepdeck; this is on the western perimeter of Toronto’s major airport where now shadows of incoming jets are now shading the truck. North to North Bay and onto New Liskeard for the night at Gilli’s truckstop; ten minutes from Haileybury.
____DAY 4: The load is mining equipment; a 20 foot container outfitted as a workshop, tools and all, plus some other pieces. Not long to load or secure, it takes longer to get a confirmation out of the fax machine after sending 28 pages of customs invoices to the broker! Down to the border at Sault Ste. Marie; I’ll wait until morning before I cross.
____DAY 5: A long line of cross-border traffic waits on the long bridge linking the two Sault Ste. Maries and when I do get to the booth I’m told I have been selected for a search: code-named " Intrusive." I back the truck onto Bay 2 and retire to the lobby wondering if “Intrusive” includes body cavities. There is a three hour wait and all I can think about is the truck-driver who was told by a customs officer that it was normal to have an erection during a body cavity search.
" But I don’t have an erection," says the truck-driver.
" No, but I do," replies the customs officer.
Eventually I am told that they have found something and are debating between “Seizure” or “IE”, which stands for immediate export. In the container is a $10.00 corn broom, labelled “Made in Mexico”, on the manifest it is listed as Canadian. Having put that much time and effort into their search, they are not going to let it go. Another two hours and it’s decided: IE, ie: everything is being sent back to Canada. By then it is too late on Friday afternoon to do anything about it.
____DAY 6: The office is as incredulous as I am and sends me to the BFS yard in Mississauga with the trailer; I can leave it there for someone else to take when things are sorted out. Shame, a good mile trip swept away from under me. Three step-deck trailers are waiting, topped-up, to go back to Steinbach. Only they are not there; but I am assured by the office that they are somewhere in the Greater Toronto Area and could I look for them? Another hot sticky night with little sleep at the Mississauga Husky Truckstop.
____DAY 7: I’m on my way, Sunday morning, to the Fifth Wheel Truckstop at Milton with it’s breakfast buffet and free internet. Thinking about it; if I was asked to top-up trailers in the GTA, I would do it at Milton’s Truck Town Terminal; a huge compound with dozens of local and out-of-province companies with haulage yards. So I swing by there on the way and there they are! Eight straps later and they come with me for breakfast. After bit of surfing on the web and back to the Soo for the night.
____DAY 8: Steel grey clouds loom large over Gitche Gumee as the wind and rain lash down on Highway 17. My head is filled by the lyrics of Gordon Lightfoot’s haunting masterpiece “The Wreck of The Edmund Fitzgerald” as I head westwards along Superior’s north shore on Highway 17.
“Superior,” they said, “never gives up it’s dead, when the gales of November come early.”
Squalls, all day, all the way to Thunder Bay.
____DAY 9: Back to the yard in Steinbach with the three trailers and the corn broom! At the moment the broom is part of the running equipment of the truck, a tool of the trade. Bizarrely it can now travel, as many times as it likes, in and out of the US without any problem. The next time I’m in the Haileybury area, I’ll take it back to the shipper.
____Overall Distance:- 5883 kms.