joe royal:
Why do lorry drivers spend free time looking at lorries?Do builders go to brick fest and say ‘look at that shiny breeze block’ or plumbers go to pipe fest and spend all day drooling over bending machines and packets of flux?
Never seen the attraction.
Yup people in different industries go to trade shows, there’s a lot of them. Just because you have never seen the attraction doesn’t mean no one does obviously
Spotted Tango Boy in the Emersons convoy on the 605…
They’re so good…
Barnard Castle Truck Show has been scrapped this year…!!!
toonsy:
mrginge:
Im providing a hospitality trailer for the Kinaxia stand tomorrow.Thats where part two of my pay rise has gone then
I saw on my map of how they wanted the stand set up had a space for your firm, only David Hathaway and Foulger had a unit there when I left.
toonsy:
Spotted Tango Boy in the Emersons convoy on the 605…
They were still doing it on the show ground as 3 of them drove past me when I was doing my thing with tango at the front getting instructions on the cb off the guy behind him “Turn right here” 
the maoster:
Just sayin like…
Now you’ve done it mate, you’ll have all the tank polishers and The Kelsa crew gunnin for ya. 
I’d be wary of any blinged up Scanias lurking behind you next week bud, …and hey!, you best keep on the right side of me, cos I know yer reg and I know a couple of these types
ROFL!..
Can’t see that picture staying there for long.
yourhavingalarf:
ROFL!..Can’t see that picture staying there for long.
Why not?
It illustrates a cosmopolitan and modern society where same ■■■ relationships are quite rightly accepted.
Two gay guys meet each other, decide where they are going, seal their date with a kiss, and one helps the other by noticing his shoelaces are loose and ties them for him.
What’s the problem?
robroy:
I’d be wary of any blinged up Scanias lurking behind you next week bud,:
Scanny drivers hold no fear for me Robroy, I know what makes them tick
the maoster:
robroy:
I’d be wary of any blinged up Scanias lurking behind you next week bud,:Scanny drivers hold no fear for me Robroy, I know what makes them tick
Are you going to Truckfest this year at all mate?
I dare not now mate! Dunno what would be worse; being Rogered to death or pelted with rocks.
I’m offended now, you boys mocking my blinded up scanny has upset me so much i can’t decide wether to flounce off,polish my Alcoas or pull my frilly curtains and hide
eurotrans:
I’m offended now, you boys mocking my blinded up scanny has upset me so much i can’t decide wether to flounce off,polish my Alcoas or pull my frilly curtains and hide
None of the above.
Turn your light board on and meditate. Or polish the dealer boots…
Very funny thread, good job the maoster & Robroy can hide behind their user names, Think some scanny fannys will be gunning for them
elsa Lad:
:lol:
if not the scanny fannies it could be “THE LEGENDS”… 
robroy:
I’m doing instead, the same this year as I said I was doing last year, (that I much prefer.)
I’m getting a pineapple violently rammed up my arse with a sledgehammer.
Although I’ve heard from my young grand daughter that ''Bobby from TOWIE may be parachuted in, …so that may be a deal breaker after all.
head leaves on or cut off?!
joe royal:
Why do lorry drivers spend free time looking at lorries?Do builders go to brick fest and say ‘look at that shiny breeze block’ or plumbers go to pipe fest and spend all day drooling over bending machines and packets of flux?
Never seen the attraction.
I suspect that some of them probably do.
One of my work colleagues, quite a serious guy who’s very good at his job but is notorious for being OCD (he ratchet straps one empty pallet to the bed!) is into model trucks, recently drove all the way up to Aberdeen to go to an exhibition.
His other trade is chimney sweep; some years ago, I casually asked him on a Friday afternoon what he was up to at the weekend, his reply was “I’m going to a chimney convention”. With visions of them all dressed up as ■■■■ van Dyke dancing on the roof, I expressed surprise, given that with chimneys it’s smoke up, soot down and that’s pretty much all there is to it.
After about ten minutes, I started to wish I’d never asked… 
Sidevalve:
joe royal:
Why do lorry drivers spend free time looking at lorries?Do builders go to brick fest and say ‘look at that shiny breeze block’ or plumbers go to pipe fest and spend all day drooling over bending machines and packets of flux?
Never seen the attraction.
I suspect that some of them probably do.
One of my work colleagues, quite a serious guy who’s very good at his job but is notorious for being OCD (he ratchet straps one empty pallet to the bed!) is into model trucks, recently drove all the way up to Aberdeen to go to an exhibition.
His other trade is chimney sweep; some years ago, I casually asked him on a Friday afternoon what he was up to at the weekend, his reply was “I’m going to a chimney convention”. With visions of them all dressed up as ■■■■ van Dyke dancing on the roof, I expressed surprise, given that with chimneys it’s smoke up, soot down and that’s pretty much all there is to it.
After about ten minutes, I started to wish I’d never asked…
Show me any other trade fair where you would be expected to pay, £20 a ticket
£10 car parking, £5 grandstand seats.
switchlogic:
joe royal:
Why do lorry drivers spend free time looking at lorries?Do builders go to brick fest and say ‘look at that shiny breeze block’ or plumbers go to pipe fest and spend all day drooling over bending machines and packets of flux?
Never seen the attraction.
Yup people in different industries go to trade shows, there’s a lot of them. Just because you have never seen the attraction doesn’t mean no one does obviously
Show me any other trade fair where you would be expected to pay, £20 a ticket
£10 car parking, £5 grandstand seats.
