I still have truckers on tape…i have owned this since 1987.
PICARD FREIGHT HAUL…
Picard the boss…in todays world,he would have been VOSA’s public enemy no 1.
Jill his office girl…she tried to keep Picard on the straight and narrow…and more often then not failed.
Debbie the fat secretary…who didnt like anybody swearing.
Stubbsie the mechanic…always covered in oil and grease…even at bedtime.
Tom O’Brady…that is the man who picard borrowed the money from to restart his business after going bang,and who keeps 'borrowing o’bradys trucks and drivers to do his own work.
And of course the drivers themselves…
Snoggo…he was an o/d and ran a Ford Trancontinental.
Cowboy…he was an o/d and ran a Mack…and thought he was an american.
Rollo…who drove a B series ERF for Picard…and thought he was gods gift to women.
Horse…who drove a B series ERF for Picard.
Fogoff…who drove a Seddon Akti 401 on continentel and boat shifting work for Picard and thought that his wife was sha**ing anything in trousers when he was away.
Ray,horses brother who was a stand in driver for Picard…even though he didn’t have a HGV license.
Then there was the O’ Brady drivers…
Bedrock…who drove a Mercedes 1628…gentle giant and built like a brick privvy.
Trevor known as “THE EGGMAN”…because that was his job…collecting eggs from Ireland and delivering them all over Wales…probably the only sane one amongs’t them…never did anything wrong and i pity anybody who made him late…shedule crazy.
I really need to get out more…