Another tale from the pen(!) of Ron Hawkins.
Entitled: Within a couple of days they were eating out of my hand! But not out of the saucepan!
See below for a photo of some of the philippino lads at Dammam. That’s Jerry Cook standing behind me picking a fight with Bong. On his left is Matt. The lad at the front in the blue shirt is Mannie. Once he picked up a thermo king fridge box trailer of ice cream from Dammam port destined for Jeddah. The fridge motor broke down so he drove it non stop to Jeddah in less than 24hours. Normally a two to three day job of some 1300 k’s.
Once I was doing some driver training in an A series ERF in Jeddah with the lad on my right. I said to him-" Turn right here!“. Suddenly, he shot through the windscreen. Fortunately for him, there was no screen in this unit. I just managed to cling on. He had used the blue handle dead man as the indicator. I should have explained-” What ever you do don’t touch that!" I don’t know who was more scared, him or me!!
Another tale re one of these lads who shall remain nameless revolves round our small kitchen saucepan. He was always going into the loo with this saucepan filled with hot water. I asked the other lads what was he doing and said that I didn’t want anybody using our vegetable saucepan to shave in as it was unhygienic. All the other lads started laughing. When the bloke in question came out of the loo, I asked him what was he doing. He said that he was using hot water and antiseptic to soak his fifth member(!) in as he had an infection. I went absolutely ape and threw the pan out the door so hard it nearly reached Caravan Trucking!
It transpired that this bloke was due to go on leave after twelve months and wanted forthcoming relations with his wife to be wonderful so, following the not unusual Philippino practice, he had made three cuts and inserted under the skin, three small plastic balls which he had picked up off the floor in Dammam Port. This story is absolutely true!