Tolls to Paris.

Hope some one can advise me as ive not been over for a couple of years now.

I will be travelling to Paris via Eurotunnel in May on the wat to Rhodes for our wedding.

Can anyone please give me an idea of how much the toll roads will cost from Calais to Paris please.

Just a good idea of what i need to budget would be good and any other cost’s i might encounter

Thanks in advance

Madguy :smiling_imp:

This will tell you

viamichelin.com/web/Routes

Thanks for that Willie.

Looks like 25e each way will cover it.

Many Thanks

Madguy :smiling_imp:

madguy:
Hope some one can advise me as ive not been over for a couple of years now.

I will be travelling to Paris via Eurotunnel in May on the wat to Rhodes for our wedding.

Can anyone please give me an idea of how much the toll roads will cost from Calais to Paris please.

Just a good idea of what i need to budget would be good and any other cost’s i might encounter

Thanks in advance

Madguy :smiling_imp:

Do you mean you’re going to Rhodes to get married ? If so why you going to Paris ? That aside it’s a cracking island :wink:

willie_mac:
This will tell you

viamichelin.com/web/Routes

I would have though autoroutes.fr/index.htm?lang=en would be better :wink:

bald bloke:

madguy:
Hope some one can advise me as ive not been over for a couple of years now.

I will be travelling to Paris via Eurotunnel in May on the wat to Rhodes for our wedding.

Can anyone please give me an idea of how much the toll roads will cost from Calais to Paris please.

Just a good idea of what i need to budget would be good and any other cost’s i might encounter

Thanks in advance

Madguy :smiling_imp:

Do you mean you’re going to Rhodes to get married ? If so why you going to Paris ? That aside it’s a cracking island :wink:

Yes were getting married in Rhodes, were going via Paris as were taking my dog with us, the only way she can fly from the UK is in cargo and I wont do that, by flying from Paris she can travell in the passenger compartment with us.

Many will say im mad but she is my baby and i wont leave her for three weeks.

Madguy :smiling_imp:

ggars believe :laughing:

You`re going to take a dog INSIDE the plane!!! :open_mouth: :open_mouth:

INSIDE the passenger compartment!!! :open_mouth: :open_mouth:

What about your fellow passengers?? Your dog maybe your baby but…REALLY■■? :open_mouth: It`s bad enough having to put up with a crying baby, but a yapping, howling dog■■?

Do you have to drug it first? Does it get its own seat cos you wont be allowed to hold it on your lap as you cant assume the “brace” position!
And what if it fouls inside the aircraft?? That would be a nice odour for a four hour flight to Rhodes…NOT!! :laughing: :wink:

bullitt:
You`re going to take a dog INSIDE the plane!!! :open_mouth: :open_mouth:

INSIDE the passenger compartment!!! :open_mouth: :open_mouth:

What about your fellow passengers?? Your dog maybe your baby but…REALLY■■? :open_mouth: It`s bad enough having to put up with a crying baby, but a yapping, howling dog■■?

Do you have to drug it first? Does it get its own seat cos you wont be allowed to hold it on your lap as you cant assume the “brace” position!
And what if it fouls inside the aircraft?? That would be a nice odour for a four hour flight to Rhodes…NOT!! :laughing: :wink:

Yes inside the plane, inside the passenger compartment, wouldnt send her in cargo.

What about the other passenger?? i have to put up with them and many are dirty smelly ■■■■■ who get drunk, scream shout and sing like pillocks.
my dog dont howl or yap she,s very quite and better behaved than some passengers.
No you don,t drug her, you never drug a dog for flights its very dangerous.
she has a specific dog box that fits infront of the seat which is waterproof should she have any little mishaps but we have conecting flights in Athens so she will only be on a plane for two hours at a time.

and as for fowling which im sure she can last for two hours, she is so small it,s like a party sausage when she does go so no real problem there, much less smelly than most babies.

And to be honest i would rather spend a flight with a dog than most people, im not a real people person.

Madguy :smiling_imp:

So the most important thing is your dog,how we’ll are you going treat your wife■■?

Okey-Didley-Dokely:
So the most important thing is your dog,how we’ll are you going treat your wife■■?

Not sure what reply to give to that, yes, my dog is the most important thing as she cant fend for herself, the missus knows how much i think of my dog, she got her for me.

Doesnt mean the wife wont get treated well though.

Madguy :smiling_imp:

madguy:

Okey-Didley-Dokely:
So the most important thing is your dog,how we’ll are you going treat your wife■■?

Not sure what reply to give to that, yes, my dog is the most important thing as she cant fend for herself, the missus knows how much i think of my dog, she got her for me.

Doesnt mean the wife wont get treated well though.

Madguy :smiling_imp:

Doesn’t it??

Okey-Didley-Dokely:

madguy:

Okey-Didley-Dokely:
So the most important thing is your dog,how we’ll are you going treat your wife■■?

Not sure what reply to give to that, yes, my dog is the most important thing as she cant fend for herself, the missus knows how much i think of my dog, she got her for me.

Doesnt mean the wife wont get treated well though.

Madguy :smiling_imp:

Doesn’t it??

What are you implying ■■

Nothing, just saying like

madguy:
What are you implying ■■

He is implying that he is a troll, just ignore him :smiling_imp:

Simon:

madguy:
What are you implying ■■

He is implying that he is a troll, just ignore him :smiling_imp:

I’ll remember that next time I see you Simon

This thread should be called trolls to Paris

madguy:

bullitt:
You`re going to take a dog INSIDE the plane!!! :open_mouth: :open_mouth:

INSIDE the passenger compartment!!! :open_mouth: :open_mouth:

What about your fellow passengers?? Your dog maybe your baby but…REALLY■■? :open_mouth: It`s bad enough having to put up with a crying baby, but a yapping, howling dog■■?

Do you have to drug it first? Does it get its own seat cos you wont be allowed to hold it on your lap as you cant assume the “brace” position!
And what if it fouls inside the aircraft?? That would be a nice odour for a four hour flight to Rhodes…NOT!! :laughing: :wink:

Yes inside the plane, inside the passenger compartment, wouldnt send her in cargo.

What about the other passenger?? i have to put up with them and many are dirty smelly [zb] who get drunk, scream shout and sing like pillocks.
my dog dont howl or yap she,s very quite and better behaved than some passengers.
and as for fowling which im sure she can last for two hours, she is so small it,s like a party sausage when she does go so no real problem there, much less smelly than most babies.

Madguy :smiling_imp:

excellent answer and i fully agree.