TNUK go slow / slow loading. [Merged]

[the_maoster]

I do so enjoy a good flounce

[robroy]

Anything happened since I’ve been away?? :
Did ya miss me?

[stu675]

robroy:
Anything happened since I’ve been away?? :
Did ya miss me? [emoji38] [emoji38]

You were gone? [emoji15][emoji1787][emoji16]

[winseer]

Maybe the Deep State are filtering all messages on this board - for material that would represent an unacceptable expose’ of them, and their shenanigans?

Maybe they thought that CF and Me were the same person, thus eliminating one, also took out the other?

Maybe I’ve discovered herd immunity from Cancer, but take double damage from Heavy Metals?

[the_maoster]

^^^^ there’s a distinct possibility that the signal is being jammed as a result of the umbrella effect caused by the mother ship approaching earths atmosphere as they attempt to recover you back to your home planet!

[blue_estate]

Please Forum owners do one of the following things
Feed the hamster
Use a bigger carrot for the donkey
Put more coal on the fire
Put a shilling in the meter
Pay the server bill
Upgrade from XP
Stop using dial up internet
Get better semaphore flags
Change the flashing light bulb used at night
Stop using stone tablets hammer and chisel
Get a new piece of chalk
Get some faster carrier pidgins

[star_down_under]

peterm:
It’s been all right down under. Must be because it’s all downhill, eh.

You’ve been lucky, mate. It’s hit and miss and miss, instant one minute, slow as heck the next, then slow as heck again.

[peterm]

Well I spoke too soon the other day when I said, no trouble down under.

Good to have it back to normal though. Fingers crossed.

[star_down_under]

It’s still playing up like a second hand lawn mower. Has anyone made any attempt to fix it? Some feedback would be welcome.

[erf-ngc-european]

robroy:
Anything happened since I’ve been away?? :
Did ya miss me?

[blue_estate]

I don’t know what’s more painful ? The speed of this forum or tooth ache

[robroy]

Seriously how much ■■■■■■ longer is it ganna be before it’s sorted.?

It’s never been as bad as this and never took as long to sort.

Even the oldies are getting their surgical knickers in a knot.
(Listen me ‘oldies’ I ain’t THAT far away myself )

trucknetuk.com/phpBB/viewto … 5&t=175253
Just took me 10 mins to ■■■■ post this.

[blue_estate]

robroy:
Seriously how much [zb] longer is it ganna be before it’s sorted.?

It’s never been as bad as this and never took as long to sort.

Even the oldies are getting their surgical knickers in a knot.
(Listen me ‘oldies’ I ain’t THAT far away myself )

trucknetuk.com/phpBB/viewto … 5&t=175253
Just took me 10 mins to [zb] post this.

I was thinking the same I can cook my dinner in the time it takes me to post

[blue_estate]

What a difference 12 hours makes , forum like Linford Christie now

[stu675]

blue estate:
What a difference 12 hours makes , forum like Linford Christie now

You’re lucky. Still hit and miss

[peterm]

Going like ■■■■ off a shovel at the moment. I’m holding me breath.

[dieseldave]

Update…

After some emails and a Zoom meeting with the forum owners, DVV Media International, in which I pressed for a solution to our inconsistent page loading speeds, they’ve done some monitoring and testing for themselves. This is the reason for the delay in me updating this topic… I was waiting for something concrete to tell you.

The outcome of the monitoring is that they agree that this problem needs addressing. I have this in writing. (Hooray!!)

Going forward… I’ve been in further discussions with DVV by Zoom and email, and I’ve been assured that a proper solution is imminent. I’m told that DVV are in discussions with others (as a non-techy, I’m not a party to those techy-type discussions simply because I don’t understand the players when they speak) and that a proper solution is being worked out. I’m told that the timescale is approx a fortnight from now.

I’ve told you everything that I know so far, so I’m sorry to say that we’ll all have to grin and bear the present situation for a little while longer.

Please understand that we’re all in the same boat, so this slowness also affects all of the Mod/Admin Team’s work that goes on behind the scenes just the same as it affects everybody else.

Rest assured, I’m not taking my eye off this ball, so I will update this topic again when I have something else concrete to tell you.

In the meantime, I’d like to express our thanks for your patience and our apologies for the extremely frustrating inconvenience.

[robroy]

Cheers Dave…I thought you were just ignoring our moaning.

It’s got a lot better btw
(The site speed not my moaning )

[winseer]

Reaally slow again right now… Keeps coming up with the “Timeout” webpage…

[quinny]

Anyone else having problems with pages loading up?

Mine keeps timing out and not loading?