I thought it would be good to have a laugh at the expense of our tipper driving brethren.
So here is my starter for ten.
How do you know if a tipper driver’s head is level?
The dribble is coming out of both sides of his mouth.
How do you know that a tipper driver is behind you without looking?
You can hear his knuckles dragging on the ground.
Just for fun, nobody take it personally 
he he he my sides are splitting already 
Guess u don’t like tipper drivers? Or don’t understand there job.
How can you tell if a tipper driver is shagging your missus?
The sheets are all over the place and he dumped his load on the floor…
ROADRANGER:
I thought it would be good to have a laugh at the expense of our tipper driving brethren.
So here is my starter for ten.
How do you know if a tipper driver’s head is level?
The dribble is coming out of both sides of his mouth.How do you know that a tipper driver is behind you without looking?
You can hear his knuckles dragging on the ground.Just for fun, nobody take it personally
you’ve met KR79 then?
The Sarge:
How can you tell if a tipper driver is shagging your missus?
The sheets are all over the place and he dumped his load on the floor…
Lol that did make me
Ha Ha, just came off the tippers. Hated it, back and forward on the same road all day, overweight, other tippers trying to get in front of you to get an extra load in, on the limiter all day. Had one under take me on a roundabout when i was turning right last week, then i passed him at the next junction, made me laugh.
Jack-knife:
Guess u don’t like tipper drivers? Or don’t understand there job.
+1
A coach load of trampers are on a tour to inspect, moan & whinge about MSA shower facilities when they pull into their 16th MSA of the day.
Roadranger, a particularly smelly member of the group is fast asleep, snoring away on the back seat, not wanting to wake him, the other trampers carefully cover his exposed nakedness with his well thumbed copy of Readers Wives & continue to disembark the coach.
When they finally get their huge pot belly’s off the bus, they spot a lone tipper driver climbing back into his cab & decide it would be fun to give him some gyp.
A few hours later, roadranger awakens from his slumber to find the coach empty, realising it’s getting late & they still have 32 MSA’s yet to slag off, he runs down the coach & turning sideways, finally manages to squeeze out of the door.
All around him lay the bodies of his fellow trampers, legs & arms ripped off, throats dangling from gaping neck wounds, innards spreadeagled across their bloated torso’s like a butchers sausages that fell off the hook.
Standing there in shock, he hears the faint gurgling whispers of a dying Sarge, he kneels alongside what’s left of his comrade & stutters “wha, what happened Sarge”?
With the blood dribbling down his chin, Sarge with his last breath replies “there were two of 'em”.
Chas:
A coach load of trampers are on a tour to inspect, moan & whinge about MSA shower facilities when they pull into their 16th MSA of the day.Roadranger, a particularly smelly member of the group is fast asleep, snoring away on the back seat, not wanting to wake him, the other trampers carefully cover his exposed nakedness with his well thumbed copy of Readers Wives & continue to disembark the coach.
When they finally get their huge pot belly’s off the bus, they spot a lone tipper driver climbing back into his cab & decide it would be fun to give him some gyp.
A few hours later, roadranger awakens from his slumber to find the coach empty, realising it’s getting late & they still have 32 MSA’s yet to slag off, he runs down the coach & turning sideways, finally manages to squeeze out of the door.
All around him lay the bodies of his fellow trampers, legs & arms ripped off, throats dangling from gaping neck wounds, innards spreadeagled across their bloated torso’s like a butchers sausages that fell off the hook.
Standing there in shock, he hears the faint gurgling whispers of a dying Sarge, he kneels alongside what’s left of his comrade & stutters “wha, what happened Sarge”?
With the blood dribbling down his chin, Sarge with his last breath replies “there were two of 'em”.
classic
Q, where do tipper drivers keep their brains
A, in their buckets
Tipper drivers they dont see sense
they see LOADS
shuttlespanker:
ROADRANGER:
I thought it would be good to have a laugh at the expense of our tipper driving brethren.
So here is my starter for ten.
How do you know if a tipper driver’s head is level?
The dribble is coming out of both sides of his mouth.How do you know that a tipper driver is behind you without looking?
You can hear his knuckles dragging on the ground.Just for fun, nobody take it personally
you’ve met KR79 then?
Very good Rob only one more week of tipper driving left and I’m off to do something completely different. 
The Sarge:
How can you tell if a tipper driver is shagging your missus?
The sheets are all over the place and he dumped his load on the floor…
A tipper driver walks into a transport cafe, sits down & says to the fat bloke on the table next to him “want to hear a joke about trampers”?
In a low growl, the fat slap head next to him says “listen, before you tell this joke you should know that all 5 of us in this here transport cafe are trampers, do you still want to tell your joke”?
& the tipper driver says “Nah, not if I’ve got to explain it 5 times”.
What’s the difference between a tipper driver and an Exocet missile?
About 5 mph!! 
I was a tipper driver once.
tiger65:
What’s the difference between a tipper driver and an Exocet missile?About 5 mph!!
I was a tipper driver once.
nah. my tippers faster
I was once told that Tipper drivers were like computers.
You have to punch information in to both of them!
I’ll get my coat. 
Skippy70:
I was once told that Tipper drivers were like computers.You have to punch information in to both of them!
I’ll get my coat.
whooooo
Chas:
A tipper driver walks into a transport cafe, sits down & says to the fat bloke on the table next to him “want to hear a joke about trampers”?In a low growl, the fat slap head next to him says “listen, before you tell this joke you should know that all 5 of us in this here transport cafe are trampers, do you still want to tell your joke”?
& the tipper driver says “Nah, not if I’ve got to explain it 5 times”.
Now that made me laugh, thanks
Chas:
A tipper driver walks into a transport cafe, sits down & says to the fat bloke on the table next to him “want to hear a joke about trampers”?In a low growl, the fat slap head next to him says “listen, before you tell this joke you should know that all 5 of us in this here transport cafe are trampers, do you still want to tell your joke”?
& the tipper driver says “Nah, not if I’ve got to explain it 5 times”.
