Phone rings…woman answers…pervert breathes heavily “have u a tight baldy zb”… why yes" she says…“he’s on the couch,who’s calling”…
Rory mc Ilroy drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of Ireland.Paddy who knows nothing about golf.says"Top o the morning to you sir",Rory nods & bends over to pick up the petrol nozzle,as he does so,2 tees fall out of his shirt pocket.“What are those?”,asks Paddy."There called tees .They:re for resting my balls on when iam driving,"replies Rory.
"■■■■ me,"says Paddy,“BMW think of everything!”
A lorry driver goes on date with Girl, afterwards they go back to her parents house,they were just about to have ■■■ on couch when he felt cold barrell of gun on his neck. Her father says “If Youre a real lorry driver Youll back out of there with a full load”.
A ■■■■■■■ the phone to her girlfriend, christ, it was a good night last night, I got absolutely hammered. Thanks for making sure I got home.
As soon as I got through the door, I kicked my boots off, took my top off, I dropped my skirt and pants before I reached the top of the stairs.
It was only then I realised I was still on the bus!
peter s:
Phone rings…woman answers…pervert breathes heavily “have u a tight baldy zb”… why yes" she says…“he’s on the couch,who’s calling”…
