This one is a cracker!

UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUMS EURO DRIVING FORUM (INTERACTIVE)
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So, on the train today a driver told me that you should never tell customs that you are a smoker

Why I asked ?

Because they wil stamp your passport as " NON SMOKER "

I ask you … What a ■■■ ! :slight_smile:

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jimboy124:
So, on the train today a driver told me that you should never tell customs that you are a smoker

Why I asked ?

Because they wil stamp your passport as " NON SMOKER "

I ask you … What a ■■■ ! :slight_smile:

Bet he was on his way back from China :unamused: :unamused: :unamused:

Ross. :wink:

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Did he explain what their logic might be for doing such a thing?

That train really is like a Tesco waiting room on wheels.

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Correct H … I did point out to him that " what if he wanted to start smoking " what would happen then?

The bloke was another total twit !

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Harry Monk:
Did he explain what their logic might be for doing such a thing?

That train really is like a Tesco waiting room on wheels.

It is great to be sat with your back to a table of Brits especially when you are in in a foreign motor. If you can stop sniggering long enough. :laughing:

When the train first started running, it had more seats, but they removed half of them to allow more drivers to “Turn round and tell them” :wink:

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Why is there always one really loud one that just spouts bs followed by more bs !
Talking to some germans on the train this week and one of them was just as bad, so it’s not just us !!!

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i’d have been on the train, but ran out of hours, so was parked on the platform having a 9 after i’d chalked the motor off :grimacing:

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chilistrucker:
i’d have been on the train, but ran out of hours, so was parked on the platform having a 9 after i’d chalked the motor off :grimacing:

i was at a 22 sas reunion with the embassy lads

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davhems:

chilistrucker:
i’d have been on the train, but ran out of hours, so was parked on the platform having a 9 after i’d chalked the motor off :grimacing:

i was at a 22 sas reunion with the embassy lads

you obviously parachuted in :grimacing:

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davhems:

chilistrucker:
i’d have been on the train, but ran out of hours, so was parked on the platform having a 9 after i’d chalked the motor off :grimacing:

i was at a 22 sas reunion with the embassy lads

I don’t remember you from “The Balcony”, what colour are The Boathouse doors then :sunglasses:) :sunglasses:)

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Gunner Til I Die:

davhems:

chilistrucker:
i’d have been on the train, but ran out of hours, so was parked on the platform having a 9 after i’d chalked the motor off :grimacing:

i was at a 22 sas reunion with the embassy lads

I don’t remember you from “The Balcony”, what colour are The Boathouse doors then :sunglasses:) :sunglasses:)

There are no doors on the boathouse :stuck_out_tongue:

“Beyond that last blue mountain barred with snow”

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Wheel Nut:

Gunner Til I Die:

davhems:

chilistrucker:
i’d have been on the train, but ran out of hours, so was parked on the platform having a 9 after i’d chalked the motor off :grimacing:

i was at a 22 sas reunion with the embassy lads

I don’t remember you from “The Balcony”, what colour are The Boathouse doors then :sunglasses:) :sunglasses:)

There are no doors on the boathouse :stuck_out_tongue:

“Beyond that last blue mountain barred with snow”

There is no bloody boathouse, anyone that was really in The Regiment knows that :wink: , I didn’t see you at the reunion, on the balcony or at my 40th birthday bash.

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MADBAZ:

Wheel Nut:

Gunner Til I Die:

davhems:

chilistrucker:
i’d have been on the train, but ran out of hours, so was parked on the platform having a 9 after i’d chalked the motor off :grimacing:

i was at a 22 sas reunion with the embassy lads

I don’t remember you from “The Balcony”, what colour are The Boathouse doors then :sunglasses:) :sunglasses:)

There are no doors on the boathouse :stuck_out_tongue:

“Beyond that last blue mountain barred with snow”

There is no bloody boathouse, anyone that was really in The Regiment knows that :wink: , I didn’t see you at the reunion, on the balcony or at my 40th birthday bash.

How do you know you didn’t see him■■? he might have been in disguise!!!

Ross. :smiling_imp:

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bigr250:

MADBAZ:

Wheel Nut:

Gunner Til I Die:

davhems:

chilistrucker:
i’d have been on the train, but ran out of hours, so was parked on the platform having a 9 after i’d chalked the motor off :grimacing:

i was at a 22 sas reunion with the embassy lads

I don’t remember you from “The Balcony”, what colour are The Boathouse doors then :sunglasses:) :sunglasses:)

There are no doors on the boathouse :stuck_out_tongue:

“Beyond that last blue mountain barred with snow”

There is no bloody boathouse, anyone that was really in The Regiment knows that :wink: , I didn’t see you at the reunion, on the balcony or at my 40th birthday bash.

How do you know you didn’t see him■■? he might have been in disguise!!!

Ross. :smiling_imp:

I just know, I have skills, his ip addy has already been checked by MI7 & there are no former “Embassy” lads living in Derbyshire :wink: :exclamation: