How about: “Take the day off,we’ll get an agency driver in to do your run today”
or: “Good morning,driver,how are you today?”
or: “No need to re-stack that mixed pallet,driver,we’ll do it.”
Dan.
How about
how much pay rise would you like this year.
get yourself of home si we’ll unload it for you.
simon
From a car driver: Of course you may pull out to make your turn, take all the road you need, I am in no hurry.
From White van man: Need a hand with your load mate? I only have a parcel to deliver, but we’ll both be gone quicker if I help.
From an RDC: Sure, we have a bay ready and waiting for you and will have you tipped in under half an hour. Sit in our driver’s rest room while we tip you, and enjoy a complimentary cup of coffee while you wait.
From a chap at an MSA: Sorry mate, the charge signs are out of date, overnight parking is free now.
From any town/city council: Bus lanes will be changed into “no car” lanes, and HGV’s will be allowed to use them.
From your boss: We’re doubling your pay since you’re so valuable to us.
“the showers are working, spotless and free…”
“would you like to take a week off while we finish fitting all the goodies in your new motor?”
“As the government have finally seen sense, are lowering fuel prices and charging foreign trucks properly, would you like a wage rise and some diesel for your car?”
“Dont worry about fuel consumption…”
“your container is at the top of the pile so you will only be five minutes on the base…”
From wife/partner: “hello darling - the kids are very happy in their new swiss boarding school and are learning a lot of useful stuff, I have employed a dog walker, your porsche is back from the valeters and now you go and eat your steak while i wash your truck and do your VAT!!!”
well we can dream cant we? lol!!
taz:
“would you like to take a week off while we finish fitting all the goodies in your new motor?”From wife/partner: “hello darling - the kids are very happy in their new swiss boarding school and are learning a lot of useful stuff, I have employed a dog walker, your porsche is back from the valeters and now you go and eat your steak while i wash your truck and do your VAT!!!”
well we can dream cant we? lol!!
Taz, sounds like the workshop I use…They want a week to do anything 
A dream■■? or a miracle■■?
cheers
STEVE.
" yes driver," "parking is free and the attendant will wake you at 7a.m with a fresh brew!! 
Taz, sounds like the workshop I use…They want a week to do anything
A dream■■? or a miracle■■?
cheers
STEVE.
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Good point
Maybe I should have worded that better, how about 
:
“would you like to take a week off while we fit all the new goodies in your new motor, an agency driver will take your old one so it doesnt matter if they trash it. He/she will do your work AND you will get paid in full as the dealer will stand any costs incurred for the inconvienience… enjoy your holiday - take two weeks if you want!!”
do you think thats asking a bit much?
‘You’re right.It’s not that far on the map.’
How about
Your employer saying,
Thanks for a job well done
That will be the day
From Taz
From wife/partner: "hello darling - the kids are very happy in their new swiss boarding school and are learning a lot of useful stuff, I have employed a dog walker, your porsche is back from the valeters and now you go and eat your steak while i wash your truck and do your VAT!!!
Thats a bit over the top Taz, expecting the wife to wash your truck and do your VAT.
thanks driver 
my wife say
go on have another hour on trucknet you’ve only had six today
that agency driver admited to missing the pin and smashing your wind deflector 
jon
or how about …
No, Driver, don’t you get out in the rain and snow!! we’ll do your curtains for you. You go get a cuppa
You pass 'em the notes and they say: “We know what it is .” Not “What is it?”
How about
The M6 relief road will be free to trucks
Dad here’s that money you lent me.
Never happened yet never will 
Thanks for making the deadline saving all our skins!
here’a a tip from the boss!
that agency driver admited to missing the pin and smashing your wind deflector
The guy whose deflector you scratched 
says not to worry, and thanks for being honest.
its ok mate you can leave your cab unlocked the kids around here are lovely.
jon
From the fellow trucker you’re overtaking :
Sorry mate, I forgot we should be sticking together, working alongside and helping each other as we’re all doing the same job. Here, I’ll back off to 50mph to let you get past quicker as you’re going faster than me anyway and you’ll soon be out of my way. And if you’re going to the same place as me I’ll come over and give you a hand with that sheet as it’ll be hell on your own in this gale and rain.
Brgds
Speedy