Things you'll never hear!

UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUMS THE UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUM (INTERACTIVE)
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We know you thought you were half way through a trunk run and about to head back up the road but we just need you to do a little diversion on the way and seeing as how you’ve never been to our depot in the city that you’ve never been anywhere near before here’s a printout with CORRECT and UP TO DATE directions and map that ACTUALLY SHOWS THE ROUTE :imp:

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Kingsmill Flyer:
How about

Your employer saying,

Thanks for a job well done

:slight_smile:

:imp: That will be the day :imp:

I’ve had “Thanks for your help” a few times from my current employer! :wink:

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Kingsmill Flyer:
How about

Your employer saying,

Thanks for a job well done

:slight_smile:

:imp: That will be the day :imp:

I must have a quality boss as he compliments me quite often most times everyday i leave off.

It is a shame he can’t give me a pay rise though but then again we can’t have everything or life would be perfect

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“Your fridge rattling and grumbling away all night after I parked up next to you despite the fact that you were obviously a fridge? No problem Drive! Keep the fridge on it helps me sleep!”

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You`ll never hear your own wake. :laughing: :laughing:

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Sally traffic on Friday afternoon "the whole of the m25 is completely clear no crashes or jams and all road works on it have been lifted for your drive home and the qe2 bridge and tunnel are all running freely.

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BUMP… :laughing:

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Do you want a pay rise ? Yes sir I do,

Well son we will sort one out for you

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Never will if my lad is awt to go by

Wiretwister:
Dad here’s that money you lent me.

Never happened yet never will :unamused:

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I ran out of hours in an RDC once…blah,blah.blah.

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Limeyphil - “all these stories about carrying drugs and everything else are just a figment of my imagination” :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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zeddman:
yer never see anything about stobarts on here

PLEASE and THANK YOU from any planner at STOBARTS :grimacing: :grimacing: :grimacing:

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I saw a Scania today without it’s fog lights on

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I ran out of driving hours whilst I was in a place unsuitable to park up so I just moved to the nearest safe and suitable place and made a note on the printout/chart.

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Ive rechecked that map , and your right , that 2 inches is 540 miles , youll not make it in time.

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“We’ve sorted all the defects you put in last night. Everything works as it should” :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Mr B:
Tock Tock Tock Tock Tock Tock Tock Tock

I think that’s the noise BMW indicators make

And there aint many of them about!

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vosa to driver: “your over your drive time by 1 minute …dont worry mate we all have bad days”.

knock on drivers door: “Excuse me drive do you mind if i look in your trailer, its just that i dont want to ■■■■■ your curtains”.

tesco DC to driver: “Your an hour early ahhhh what the hell come in drive and park on bay 23 we wont keep you waiting”.

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This probably belongs in Bully’s bar but I thought it might lighten the tone.
What are the most likely things that you’ll never hear? Here are three to be going on with.

  1. At an RDC; “Straight onto bay so and so mate, we’ll get straight on with it.”
  2. “That new ERF is a cracker of a truck isn’t it?”…
  3. From a rep;“After you mate”!!
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“Well done lad, thats just under the limit and the weight is nicely distributed”

or… “Nice set of charts you have there, you obviously know what you’re doing”