I’ve had school girls flash me from coaches in stop start traffic. Also car passengers.
After loading at sixbells opencast I parked up early in a big layby just down the road at about 4pm. I get up at 3am and I notice that there is a car parked at a strange angle just behind me. I switch the reversing camera on and I witness two gayers gaying it up just behind my trailer. I turned the ignition on and put reverse gear in. I have two extra pretty powerful reverse lights. I’ve never seen anyone pull their trousers back up so fast in my entire life!!
SwedishSteel:
I’ve had school girls flash me from coaches in stop start traffic. Also car passengers.
After loading at sixbells opencast I parked up early in a big layby just down the road at about 4pm. I get up at 3am and I notice that there is a car parked at a strange angle just behind me. I switch the reversing camera on and I witness two gayers gaying it up just behind my trailer. I turned the ignition on and put reverse gear in. I have two extra pretty powerful reverse lights. I’ve never seen anyone pull their trousers back up so fast in my entire life!!
Yes … but how long were you watching them on the camera before you did that 
Sorry couldn’t resist.
I’'ll get my coat 
i am sure that people are only lookin at this thread to see where they are mostly to catch sight of a bit flesh, tho at the momment it would appear that unless you are gay we are all going to be disappointed 
Not on the road but when I was working for McDonalds, I went out on a trash walk in the car park. Thats litter picking, not taking the bin bags out on a lead by the way, Got to the bottom of the car park and was doing the bins a bit when I noticed an estate car with misted windows.
It wasn’t unusual, used to be quite a laugh watching certain young couples having a bit of rough and tumble in the car park. I did think it went too far though when, as you do, I turned to grade the slapper and found it was Bill and Ben doing their thing. One quick word with the boss and the Rozzers came and took them away. It may have been night time but McDs is a family restaurant!
What coincidence this thread is here as today on the M40 southbound I had just come down loudwater hill and a VW beetle comes along side me and matches my speed, I look down and there is a bloke ■■■■■■■ himself off!!! He then pulls in front of me and I see him looking in his mirror, he then carrys on to the truck in front and does the same thing!!!
Sickos man.
FarnboroughBoy11:
What coincidence this thread is here as today on the M40 southbound I had just come down loudwater hill and a VW beetle comes along side me and matches my speed, I look down and there is a bloke [zb] himself off!!! He then pulls in front of me and I see him looking in his mirror, he then carrys on to the truck in front and does the same thing!!!
Sickos man.
Watch for your name on the who’s seen who thread.
many years ago a (older) mate and i went to a local pub for a pint ,he gives me nudge and says we`ll give it 1/4 of a hour and wander up the back lane i recognise the car thats just gone up. so we finish our drink and sneak up the lane .a couple of hundred yards up and theres said car with misty windows and a rock on. we sneaked up to the car and knocked loudly on the window and asked the extremely agitated couple av yer got a light pal we could hardly run away for laughing
Ade i thought you were a respectable chap…
nsmith1180:
‘… McDs is a family restaurant…!’
But only until a nipper is old enough to learn what ‘internationally franchised chemical outlets dealing trick-by-treat abominations for the unimaginative masses’ means 
‘…Family Restaurant…’: Isn’t that catering industry language for places that brainwash kids with processed junk 
i’ve not been that lucky then.
in 20 years, from memory i’ve had 1 bird flash her ■■■■ at me from the back of a hen-do minibus.
chilistrucker:
i’ve not been that lucky then.
in 20 years, from memory i’ve had 1 bird flash her ■■■■ at me from the back of a hen-do minibus.
you really do need to get out more
shuttlespanker:
chilistrucker:
i’ve not been that lucky then.
in 20 years, from memory i’ve had 1 bird flash her ■■■■ at me from the back of a hen-do minibus.
you really do need to get out more
the most unusual thing i’ve seen of late was last night.
not quite a pair of boobies, just a right ■■■.
i was joining the m25 for the qe2 bridge,came off the a13, onto the entry slip, then where the entry slip splits, (left for the services and lakeside and right to join the 25) there was a foreign artic reversing up the right hand split 
guess he wanted the services and took the wrong split, so he saw no harm in reversing up the slip road
swindon tonight, ever hopeful some bird with flop her bits out 
chilistrucker:
shuttlespanker:
chilistrucker:
i’ve not been that lucky then.
in 20 years, from memory i’ve had 1 bird flash her ■■■■ at me from the back of a hen-do minibus.
you really do need to get out more
the most unusual thing i’ve seen of late was last night.
not quite a pair of boobies, just a right ■■■.
i was joining the m25 for the qe2 bridge,came off the a13, onto the entry slip, then where the entry slip splits, (left for the services and lakeside and right to join the 25) there was a foreign artic reversing up the right hand split
guess he wanted the services and took the wrong split, so he saw no harm in reversing up the slip road
swindon tonight, ever hopeful some bird with flop her bits out
If your going to Swindon they will probably have 3 ■■■■.
chilistrucker:
shuttlespanker:
chilistrucker:
i’ve not been that lucky then.
in 20 years, from memory i’ve had 1 bird flash her ■■■■ at me from the back of a hen-do minibus.
you really do need to get out more
the most unusual thing i’ve seen of late was last night.
not quite a pair of boobies, just a right ■■■.
i was joining the m25 for the qe2 bridge,came off the a13, onto the entry slip, then where the entry slip splits, (left for the services and lakeside and right to join the 25) there was a foreign artic reversing up the right hand split
guess he wanted the services and took the wrong split, so he saw no harm in reversing up the slip road
swindon tonight, ever hopeful some bird with flop her bits out
if you get lucky tonight, being in Swindon, you might just wanna make sure it is a bird
so judging by the last 2 posts, i may end up with a 3 titted bird who is actually a fella
i’ve had worse
chilistrucker:
so judging by the last 2 posts, i may end up with a 3 titted bird who is actually a fella
i’ve had worse
Hahaha that’s the West for ya.