ha,ha, good stories paul, showing both the best and worst of weekends away.
amazing how when you think your on your own in the middle of no-where, another truck roles in, (any nationality) and you end up hitting off with the other driver and having a cracking weekend! also, most times when this happens the other driver is a top lad, (or lass) not one of the, “been there, seen it, done it merchants.”
think 1 of my worst weekends was somewhere to the east of avelino, italy.
i’d tipped friday afternoon at agip’s in avelino, and the agent said the reload was available fridaay evening and the customer was “waiting” for me can’t remember the name of the town as it was a good 15 years back, but it was more of a big village really, at the top of a bloody big hill and it was pasta for tescos.
so i rushed up there, but got there at 6pm as abit of a pig to find, and surprise, surprise the gates were shut and the car park was empty there was an old boy in the rather dated security shed, and somehow between us and some sign language i worked out i could park in the compound, and he showed me how to get in and out of the “locked” side gate as i’m sure he was pulling a flanker, as once i was in he buggered off home, and never came back till sometime during the early hours of monday morning
he pointed out the facilities in the hut, 1 dodgy toilet, a very old sink, and no power
he also showed me where the water bowls were for the 5 yard dogs.
so i got settled, freshened up, and thought i’d check the village out, that was about a mile away, and it was the only thing around for miles. got down there in the evening when it had cooled down, and found the 1 pizzeria, walked in and it was like the scene from american werewolf where the 2 yanks walk into the pub on the moors. the entire time i was in there, i just felt uncomfortable, had a pizza and 2 beers, then decided it was time to do the off back to the lorry. got back to the compound, started fiddling with the “locked” side gate. cue lots of barking and scabbling of paws on the concrete, as my 5 “mates” the yard dogs appeared doing there full on security routine, made me bloody jump, and judging by the snarling and showing of fangs, they didn’t seem keen on letting me in
i reckon it took me nearly 2 hours of trying to butter up these bloody dogs, before i could finally get in to the yard and across to the lorry, at least they were keen. woke up the next morning to stroll over for a wash and had the same scenario, this time they didn’t want to let me out of my bloody truck, but some biscuits soon had that sorted. suffice to say it was a very long, hot, boring weekend in that yard. by monday morning i was out of grub, (with help from the crafty mutts) i’d read every mag and paper in the wagon word for word, and was really wanting a shower, i was pleased at 7am monday when the staff turned up for work, and sorted me a nice brew and gave me access to the shower in the building. finally got loaded about 11am and set off home, bet those bloody dogs missed me as there easy target for food and a game of chase the stick