Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to (zb)it and stink,
Some come here and scratch their balls,
While some wipe (zb)it around walls.
Some may only need a (zb),
Splash the seat not nice is this,
Maybe if you wait an hour,
Someone will (zb) inside the shower.
You might think this ode’s absurd,
But once you’ve made a Turkish Kurd,
As you rise up to your feet,
Remove your ■■■■■ from around the seat.