The loo question.........it's still trucking though!

UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUMS THE UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUM (INTERACTIVE)
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Next and last question…got me tax form to fill in…then pop round me mates to get accosted by his 2 year old…(been wondering why i was so tired)…and his useless new-born who just sleeps, eats…and keeps everyone awake at night…no kids for me:shock: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth:

Right…on your travels where have u found to be the worse service station toilets■■? (and Lucy don’t move this one…it is sort of a truckie trucking question…pleasey…please)

Personally I’m extremely touchy about using the loo for No.2…my home loo is the only loo…but when u have to go u have to go…

The worst i’ve seen though, was the BP services near the Peterborough Tesco’s RDC…it’s the one with a KFC behind…and a Somerfield as the internal shop…there is a big roundabout there…and as u enter u think your suppose to go straight on round the back to fuel up…but your suppose to turn right going pass the front…the amount of drivers i’ve seen caught out by that…me included…

Anyhow…got stuck there…(run out of hrs)…awaiting rescue…desperate times for No.2…asked for loo…there around the back…thought here we go…outside ones are always the least looked after…this one didn’t even come in that catagory…don’t think this one had seen bleach or disinfectant from day one…this was Butlins for germs…but times were getting super rough…so i just closed the door…
What the hell!!!..I couldn’t believe it…the blooming door…in the centre it’s got a big round frosted window…WHAT■■?..U’re on the loo and anybody could do the hand shadow and look in…
“ye…ah…there’s someone in there…he’s errr…oooohhhh…sorry mate”…
how embrassing… :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush:
I just thought forget this…there a big flat field over there…i’ll walk 200 hundred metres…and pretend i’m just crouching down and studying the landscape… :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused:…Luck has it the thought of my mum…entertaining my backside with some licks for such shocking behaviour…made me think twice…and i remember…KFC…Personally i don’t touch the place…after it gave me food poisoning and a night in a Auzzie hospital…but i must say their loo was of very acceptable standards…

so u have been warned

oooohhhh i must also warn u about the loos at Blackburn services…the one with the BP garage and Merc truck centre…if u look up…some pillock has put silver reflective strips so u can see directly into the cubicle next door…Remember there are some strange characters out there so beware…luckly it was a quiet sunday…so i was on me own…

Sorry to go on but this has been bugging me…

What is with these proud people who have to let u know they have arrived■■?..Bang goes that door…and the rest of it i won’t say just fingers in the ears… . :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: …then u get those whom haven’t got a degree like the rest of us in how to use the flushing system…VERY TECHNICAL :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:
or wash they’re hands…the rest of us have to touch the door handle!!!

We’re all on the road and have to use them some point…
So update us folks where those SHOCKING loooooosss…r…■■?

PS: And I hope u lot have been using your baby botty wipes…johnson n’Johnson are still doing the buy 1…get 1 free offer…(a year later though…something dodgy going on there)

And keep all replies out of the sewer level

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I c ur talking ■■■■■ again :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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That’s why i’m always smiling!!!

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Are you gay?

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Gurner:
Are you gay?

fpmsl

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I always said in going to commit suicide when i’m 50…i don’t want to be old…(shocking whats happen to the folk of a wiser generation today)…but so far i’ve haven’t manage to come up with a good method to do so…other than get high and OD on a load drugs…but i don’t want to leave that legacy…of being a junkie…mum would be upset and embrassed…but if ever found out that i such as u suggest… :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth:… i won’t need to wait til 50…and any method will do…

Hope that answers your question :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :sunglasses:

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I’m often told i’m from another planet with my views on life but I do believe you are too Supersmiley.
Am i the only one who hasn’t a clue what you are talking about?
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bulldog:
I’m often told i’m from another planet with my views on life but I do believe you are too Supersmiley.
Am i the only one who hasn’t a clue what you are talking about?

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ur not alone. :unamused: :unamused:

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SuperSmiley:
I always said in going to commit suicide when i’m 50…i don’t want to be old…(shocking whats happen to the folk of a wiser generation today)…but so far i’ve haven’t manage to come up with a good method to do so…other than get high and OD on a load drugs…but i don’t want to leave that legacy…of being a junkie…mum would be upset and embrassed…but if ever found out that i such as u suggest… :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth:… i won’t need to wait til 50…and any method will do…

Hope that answers your question :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :sunglasses:

Do you need a rope?

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Robbies Dad wrote
Do you need a rope?
Thats what Iike to see some one trying to help another driver :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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toilets on the a2 at the esso garage near gravsend are a little rough. its a portacabin between the garage and the little chef.

the cubicles have got holes in the sides (must be letter boxes) :open_mouth: and you can get phone numbers off the walls . its like the personals section in your local paper :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :blush: . its the same both sides of the road.

suggest not using them after dark . :wink:

jon

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SuperSmiley:
…Luck has it the thought of my mum…entertaining my backside with some licks for such shocking behaviour…

I’m sorry, did anyone else have to read this bit twice?? I thought it said entering!!

Still, I’m not sure if entertaining is such a good word in this context either…

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I did see an enviromental waste lorry the other day somewhere, and on the sunvisor it said " were number 1 in the world of number 2"s", made me chuckle. :laughing:

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the ghost of cain…what is up with u man■■?..your suggestion is worse than the gay one…that sick…i was refering to my childhood day’s of getting in trouble and getting ‘licks’…(beaten) across the backside with the belt…clear your nasty up mind…shocking…

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Blackburn services with mirrors on the roof? Never noticed that :blush: :blush: I call there now and again and I never noticed. :open_mouth: Hope nobody saw me…

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And you call yourself a driver…my god…i`ve been to places where there wasnt any toilets for days…had to go under the trailer …with wolves staring at ya…not forgetting the odd jobby…on a newspaper in the cab…and chucking it out the window…dont make me laugh …when you gotta go…you will go anywhere…and dont tell me any different…

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:unamused: i just line the seet with plenty of tolet paper :wink:

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kindle530:
I did see an enviromental waste lorry the other day somewhere, and on the sunvisor it said " were number 1 in the world of number 2"s", made me chuckle. :laughing:

There is a firm locally here that empties septic tanks, etc and on the front of the tanker it says in large white letters ‘The Last Link in the Food Chain’.

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truckboy…just because your a trucker doesn’t mean u have to be a dirty ■■■■■■■■■■ think Johnny was on about this…in another thread)

Fair is fair…sometimes u do get caught out…but even then i have standards…

Some of us were brought up poor…but decent…

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SuperSmiley:
truckboy…just because your a trucker doesn’t mean u have to be a dirty [zb]…(i think Johnny was on about this…in another thread)

Fair is fair…sometimes u do get caught out…but even then i have standards…

Some of us were brought up poor…but decent…

You should have realised by now SuperSmiley, that Truckyboy did the ME runs for a while. Quite literally, there are no toilets for days. :unamused: :unamused: