A couple of weeks ago I received a phone call enquiring as to whether or not I’d be willing to drive a concrete pump up to a construction site in Barrow. I was assured that I would be handsomely recompensed on an hourly basis for my trouble.
Furthermore, I needn’t concern myself with the actual pumping of the concrete, this part of the operation would be taken care of by the pump operator evidently, my only obligation being to get the machine up to the site then back to the depot at close of play. In the intervening period, during the pour, I could feel free to get the bus down to Blackpool and have a few games of bingo should the fancy take me.( The regular driver/operator it seems had inconveniently been breathalysed and deemed by the court as being an unsuitable person to be allowed to drive on the queen’s highway for a specified period of time.)
I explained that for a variety of reasons I’d allowed my HGV licence to lapse several years ago and hadn’t actually sat behind the wheel of an HGV, ( or LGV as they seem to be referred to these days ) since about 2012.
" Oh, don’t worry about that " came the response, " You don’t need an HGV to drive one of these things, they’re classed as construction plant." … Well bugger me, that’s a new one on me…" They’re exempt from tachograph laws as well, and oh!, they’re currently exempt from mot."
As it turns out, I took the job on. In truth the money offered was just too good to turn down, but in all honesty, I’d have done the job for nothing just to get my arse in the driving seat again. But that’s just between us lot you understand.
It turns out this concrete pump had five axles and a tare weight in the region of fifty tons. Now I’m not particularly bothered about the number of axles, or the weight of the thing, the bit that I find scary is the fact that anyone over the age of 18 with a licence to drive a car, but possibly lacking skill or experience can legally pilot one of these things.
Maybe I’ve missed something in the translation somewhere, but it all seems a little bit barmy to me considering the fact that I’ve been challenged on a number of sites as I haven’t been wearing a hi-viz vest, or been equipped with other various appropriate items of P.E.P., yet an 18 year old lad who passed his driving test last week can legally, ( I’m not saying that it’s a likely scenario ), but if I’m understanding this correctly, can legally take one of these out onto the highway. If this is the case, then I’ll stand by the heading of the thread… The law is truly an ■■■.