Dave the Renegade:
Brian has the literary knowledge to be the next D H Lawrence. All he needs now is an agent and a publicist. What about me and you applying Harry ?
Cheers Dave.
Too kind. It’s just that I have a strange sense of humour Dave. Mrs GOM just thinks I’m strange in everything I do. Here’s me, doing my civic duty and looking after her for the last 55 years and the old gimmer thinks i’m “strange”
P.S. Pete doesn’t do too bad with words…I’d forgotten Harrys teeth. Although with the lovely Mrs Gill in a high state of excitement (and ■■■■) after watching Lady Chat. on the box, I doubt she’d have bothered with Mr Gills “indiscretions”. Obviously when she got a whiff of the Glenmorangie all thoughts of past “moments” from their younger days:wink: disappeared.
Keep the strange sense of humour coming Brian, all good for a laugh. Harry is either worn out, or run of with some young Hoorays wife from the North East.
Cheers Dave.
I just hope Mrs Gill never sees my attempts at humour, she’ll put a fatwah on me. I think/hope Harry takes in in the spirit that it’s intended.
Hiya,
There’s one thing for sure if I had to set foot in Ang’s street she’d set the dog
on me and if she doesn’t have a dog she’ll borrow one.
thanks harry, long retired.
grumpy old man:
These days the only thing Harry takes into the toilet with him is his bottle of Glenmorangie…it’s the only place he can have a decent taste in peace.
Mrs GOM has just got back from the hairdressers…(click the link)
harry_gill:
Hiya,
There’s one thing for sure if I had to set foot in Ang’s street she’d set the dog
on me and if she doesn’t have a dog she’ll borrow one.
thanks harry, long retired.
Harry Sainsbury,s have got Whyte and MacKay for £11 a bottle so I have purchased one for medicinal reasons to flavour my tea and you can send for a free glass to sip your malt out of so that seems very fair to me and a very good reason to try another dram
Hiya,
My Missus, has used the same hairdresser/beauty salon for a number of years, normally leaves
the house about eleven and is back home around midday, they’ve promised her in a couple of
years time and if she changes her appointment times to coincide with the dark nights they’ll
allow her to start using the front door.
thanks harry, long retired.
Hiya,
My Missus, is fully aware that I wouldn’t swap her for a gold clock, But also she is
knowledgeable of the fact that if I ever get offered two gold clocks she may just
have to go.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Hiya,
My Missus, is fully aware that I wouldn’t swap her for a gold clock, But also she is
knowledgeable of the fact that if I ever get offered two gold clocks she may just
have to go.
thanks harry, long retired.
Now that’s a great sounding deal “H”, when you find yourself sat on your arse on a park bench with a gold clock on each side of you, and don’t forget winter is on the way !! What’s that Pet Clark song, “Don’t sleep in the subway” Cheers Dennis.
harry_gill:
Hiya,
My Missus, is fully aware that I wouldn’t swap her for a gold clock, But also she is
knowledgeable of the fact that if I ever get offered two gold clocks she may just
have to go.
thanks harry, long retired.
Now that’s a great sounding deal “H”, when you find yourself sat on your arse on a park bench with a gold clock on each side of you, and don’t forget winter is on the way !! What’s that Pet Clark song, “Don’t sleep in the subway” Cheers Dennis.
Hiya,
Dennis, I’ll just get the old class1 out of mothballs and become a tramper I can
teach myself to “cab it” should be enough room in the shed for me and my two
gold clocks to exist, and no housekeeping to tip up rent free no leccy or gas to
buy, might even write my memoirs “Life in a Layby” Oh’ and all that motorway
service area grub for sustainance (spelling).
thanks harry, long retired.
Here’s me, doing my civic duty and looking after her for the last 55 years and the old gimmer thinks i’m “strange”
I just hope Mrs Gill never sees my attempts at humour, she’ll put a fatwah on me. I think/hope Harry takes in in the spirit that it’s intended. 
What’s that Pet Clark song, “Don’t sleep in the subway” Cheers Dennis.