Lawrence Dunbar:
Dave the Renegade:
Haven’t had a pint of beer for over a week, because I’ve been on antibiotics, but a pint of Guinness tasting good tonight.
Cheers Dave.Good for you Dave, I will hide my steam roller Eh, Ha Ha, Im just on my second Glenmorangie, Regards Larry.
Never been a shorts drinker Larry, but I will sample a couple of cans of John Smiths , before I turn in for the night.
Cheers Dave.
Hiya,
Just chased a rather large one down my throat, the Missus has nipped round to visit
our Oriental cousins to get us a “house special curry” for our evening meal, I’ve got
to strike at every ball these days in order to get a snifter down my neck, a touch of
when the cat’s away this mouse will play.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Hiya,
Just chased a rather large one down my throat, the Missus has nipped round to visit
our Oriental cousins to get us a “house special curry” for our evening meal, I’ve got
to strike at every ball these days in order to get a snifter down my neck, a touch of
when the cat’s away this mouse will play.
thanks harry, long retired.
Will the spare ribs have HP Sauce on them or OK Sauce “H” ? 
Cheers Dennis.
Bewick:
harry_gill:
Hiya,
Just chased a rather large one down my throat, the Missus has nipped round to visit
our Oriental cousins to get us a “house special curry” for our evening meal, I’ve got
to strike at every ball these days in order to get a snifter down my neck, a touch of
when the cat’s away this mouse will play.
thanks harry, long retired.Will the spare ribs have HP Sauce on them or OK Sauce “H” ?
Good grief Harry, that Oriental curry will blow the ■■■ clean out of your trousers and you could end up with Chris Webb in the IOM.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
Bewick:
harry_gill:
Hiya,
Just chased a rather large one down my throat, the Missus has nipped round to visit
our Oriental cousins to get us a “house special curry” for our evening meal, I’ve got
to strike at every ball these days in order to get a snifter down my neck, a touch of
when the cat’s away this mouse will play.
thanks harry, long retired.Will the spare ribs have HP Sauce on them or OK Sauce “H” ?
Good grief Harry, that Oriental curry will blow the ■■■ clean out of your trousers and you could end up with Chris Webb in the IOM.
Cheers Dave.
Harry just play it cool my man, And carry on enjoying what you like to do, Single Malts comes to mind, Morrisons have Glenmorangies on at £25.00. a bottle, A bargain in my book, But don’t hang about they are selling fast I grabed 4 to-day for safe drinking keeping of course, Take care my friend, Regards Larry.
Lawrence Dunbar:
Dave the Renegade:
Bewick:
harry_gill:
Hiya,
Just chased a rather large one down my throat, the Missus has nipped round to visit
our Oriental cousins to get us a “house special curry” for our evening meal, I’ve got
to strike at every ball these days in order to get a snifter down my neck, a touch of
when the cat’s away this mouse will play.
thanks harry, long retired.Will the spare ribs have HP Sauce on them or OK Sauce “H” ?
Good grief Harry, that Oriental curry will blow the ■■■ clean out of your trousers and you could end up with Chris Webb in the IOM.
Cheers Dave.Harry just play it cool my man, And carry on enjoying what you like to do, Single Malts comes to mind, Morrisons have Glenmorangies on at £25.00. a bottle, A bargain in my book, But don’t hang about they are selling fast I grabed 4 to-day for safe drinking keeping of course, Take care my friend, Regards Larry.
Hiya,
Now then let me put Dennis in the picture first, the “ruby” comes with it’s own built
in sauce, the HP is reserved for bacon or sausage sarnies and the tomato sauce only
ever gets used on any dish containing “jockey’s whips” and you Dennis as a former
trailer boy ■■■ driver will only be too aware of that, now Dave there’s nowt at all
wrong with a goodly trump, where ever you be let the wind go free and all that, I
imagine Maj drops the odd one behind closed doors, now Larry four bottles of single
malt at one go, I’m not being nosey here but have you re-mortgaged the house ■■. 
thanks harry, long retired.
Dave the Renegade:
Lawrence Dunbar:
Dave the Renegade:
Haven’t had a pint of beer for over a week, because I’ve been on antibiotics, but a pint of Guinness tasting good tonight.
Cheers Dave.Good for you Dave, I will hide my steam roller Eh, Ha Ha, Im just on my second Glenmorangie, Regards Larry.
Never been a shorts drinker Larry, but I will sample a couple of cans of John Smiths , before I turn in for the night.
Cheers Dave.
Please, pretty please, can we have a bit less of language like that. It’s out of order and it upsets us old lads…
Ye gods Dave, you’ll be telling us next that you take a drop of Fosters. 
Harry I just dipped into the kitty, Plus my good lady just said to make it last a bit longer than it normally does, So I agreed, Regards Larry.
Someone mention a kitty?
grumpy old man:
Dave the Renegade:
Lawrence Dunbar:
Dave the Renegade:
Haven’t had a pint of beer for over a week, because I’ve been on antibiotics, but a pint of Guinness tasting good tonight.
Cheers Dave.Good for you Dave, I will hide my steam roller Eh, Ha Ha, Im just on my second Glenmorangie, Regards Larry.
Never been a shorts drinker Larry, but I will sample a couple of cans of John Smiths , before I turn in for the night.
Cheers Dave.
Ye gods Dave, you’ll be telling us next that you take a drop of Fosters.
Not into lager at all Brian, just beer and stout for me.
Cheers Dave.
I like a good sturdy stout or Porter,(5.0% ish), Mrs GOM likes bitter pale ales…thinking about that Mrs GOM will sup owt with an alcohol content. I don’t know how she does it, she’s only a small slight thing but she drinks like a rugby prop forward. 
i know what you mean brian . years ago my misses was 8 stone wet through and spirits went down her neck like water . i did give her a sip of my newky brown one night though and finished up carrying her home . i didn’t take her out that often , she was too expensive ! i think i must have some yorkshire blood somewhere . dave
rigsby:
i know what you mean brian . years ago my misses was 8 stone wet through and spirits went down her neck like water . i did give her a sip of my newky brown one night though and finished up carrying her home . i didn’t take her out that often , she was too expensive ! i think i must have some yorkshire blood somewhere . dave
Hiya,
Now then “Brian” and “Riggers” what’s all this talk about taking women out and
to the pub as well ( the very last male preserve ) you’re spoiling them they’ll be
expecting housekeeping money next, rods for you’re own backs springs to mind.
thanks harry, long retired.
i used to have the quaint idea of getting her tipsy to have my wicked way with her , but i usually finished up too ■■■■■■ to raise a smile . on the odd occasion i did get her drunk i was ready to go and she was snoring and ■■■■■■■ like a goodun . i don’t know how we ever got kids . dave
rigsby:
i used to have the quaint idea of getting her tipsy to have my wicked way with her , but i usually finished up too ■■■■■■ to raise a smile . on the odd occasion i did get her drunk i was ready to go and she was snoring and ■■■■■■■ like a goodun . i don’t know how we ever got kids . dave
You paint a picture with words Dave, 
. I hope she never read your posts 
Regards Kev.
Tell you what Kev, there must be a LOT of folk on here who are thankfull that their better halves are far too busy pampering them than having time to read the rubbish they write! 
Pete.
Oh Pete! I think rubbish is a bit strong!!!drivel is a more acceptable term Regards Kev.
kevmac47:
Oh Pete! I think rubbish is a bit strong!!!drivel is a more acceptable term
Hiya,
Kev, I’ll have you know I hold a masters in drivel.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
kevmac47:
Oh Pete! I think rubbish is a bit strong!!!drivel is a more acceptable termHiya,
Kev, I’ll have you know I hold a masters in drivel.
thanks harry, long retired.
Long may you spout it Harry, I look forward to our next meet. Regards Kev.
kevmac47:
harry_gill:
kevmac47:
Oh Pete! I think rubbish is a bit strong!!!drivel is a more acceptable termHiya,
Kev, I’ll have you know I hold a masters in drivel.
thanks harry, long retired.Long may you spout it Harry, I look forward to our next meet. Regards Kev.
Harry you should be given a gong by Lizzie for your services to retired lorry drivers welfare, as in cheerer upper.
Cheers Dave.