Dave the Renegade:
Must be spring, all these old drivers talking about suspenders and corsets. Glad I stayed a bachelor.
Cheers Dave.
They were well before my time really Dave, me having led a sheltered life and being young etc! You did right staying single, why buy a whole library when you only want to borrow a book occasionally, too late for me now though. Anyway let’s hope that Ange gets herself fixed up OK.
Pete.
Hello all. I remember all the stuff with the “girls”, but I cannot remember why it mattered.
PS. What does an Essex girl use for protection during ■■■?
Answer! A bus shelter.
Sorry - I got carried away. Jim.
Our Ang will defo get it right my friend, For a start she enjoys Single Malts not single blokes if Im correct in saying this, She is a star in fact she is 5 star IMO, And Im looking forward to seeing her at the next drivers getogether in the Toon, She has a class 1 licence & goes out to work and earns a few bob, And she is very popular when she attends the afforsaid getogether, Regards Larry.
Dave the Renegade:
Must be spring, all these old drivers talking about suspenders and corsets. Glad I stayed a bachelor.
Cheers Dave.
They were well before my time really Dave, me having led a sheltered life and being young etc! You did right staying single, why buy a whole library when you only want to borrow a book occasionally, too late for me now though. Anyway let’s hope that Ange gets herself fixed up OK.
Pete.
The book borrowed me this way Pete. We have been living together for several years, and get on fine. You can make a commitment without getting married.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
Must be spring, all these old drivers talking about suspenders and corsets. Glad I stayed a bachelor.
Cheers Dave.
They were well before my time really Dave, me having led a sheltered life and being young etc! You did right staying single, why buy a whole library when you only want to borrow a book occasionally, too late for me now though. Anyway let’s hope that Ange gets herself fixed up OK.
Pete.
The bo ok borrowed me this way Pete. We have been living together for several years, and get on fine. You can make a commitment without getting married.
Cheers Dave.
Hiya,
Dave, there’s a Ah’ but here, your very unreasonable letting us married men
shoulder all the responsibility of keeping the institution going, it isn’t fair.
thanks harry, long retired.
Dave the Renegade:
Must be spring, all these old drivers talking about suspenders and corsets. Glad I stayed a bachelor.
Cheers Dave.
They were well before my time really Dave, me having led a sheltered life and being young etc! You did right staying single, why buy a whole library when you only want to borrow a book occasionally, too late for me now though. Anyway let’s hope that Ange gets herself fixed up OK.
Pete.
The bo ok borrowed me this way Pete. We have been living together for several years, and get on fine. You can make a commitment without getting married.
Cheers Dave.
Hiya,
Dave, there’s a Ah’ but here, your very unreasonable letting us married men
shoulder all the responsibility of keeping the institution going, it isn’t fair.
thanks harry, long retired.
Hi Harry,
I’m exercising my right to stay as a free man, but I’m nearly as much under the thumb as the rest of you.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
Hi Harry,
I’m exercising my right to stay as a free man, but I’m nearly as much under the thumb as the rest of you.
Cheers Dave.
I don’t blame you Dave, happiness is the main thing. You know, there is a lovely family near me who have three smashing kids and the parent’s have never married during 15 years together. I asked the male partner a while ago in jest why he didn’t propose and he said “If I get married it means commitment, at the moment I can just walk away” and I thought to myself that surely three kids IS commitment to most folk? It just seemed a strange statement to me, however it works for them so why change it.
Hi Pete,
Same thing in this village, there are a couple with three kids and a nice house. Oldest Son is 20, and they all seem happy just the way they are. The
camera person the dog and myself are all happy with our lot. The camera person is the main one, the dog is the foreman, and I know my place " looking up from underneath the snakes belly.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
Hi Pete,
Same thing in this village, there are a couple with three kids and a nice house. Oldest Son is 20, and they all seem happy just the way they are. The
camera person the dog and myself are all happy with our lot. The camera person is the main one, the dog is the foreman, and I know my place " looking up from underneath the snakes belly.
Cheers Dave.
Hiya,
Can’t we have a bit of a scrap, this happy families thingy isn’t true to real life, is it ■■.
thanks harry, long retired.
Dave the Renegade:
Hi Pete,
Same thing in this village, there are a couple with three kids and a nice house. Oldest Son is 20, and they all seem happy just the way they are. The
camera person the dog and myself are all happy with our lot. The camera person is the main one, the dog is the foreman, and I know my place " looking up from underneath the snakes belly.
Cheers Dave.
Hiya,
Can’t we have a bit of a scrap, this happy families thingy isn’t true to real life, is it ■■.
thanks harry, long retired.
If we had a scrap in this place Harry, the dog would win.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
Hi Pete,
Same thing in this village, there are a couple with three kids and a nice house. Oldest Son is 20, and they all seem happy just the way they are. The
camera person the dog and myself are all happy with our lot. The camera person is the main one, the dog is the foreman, and I know my place " looking up from underneath the snakes belly.
Cheers Dave.
Hiya,
Can’t we have a bit of a scrap, this happy families thingy isn’t true to real life, is it ■■.
thanks harry, long retired.
If we had a scrap in this place Harry, the dog would win.
Cheers Dave.
Hiya,
Dave, if I was 100% right my Missus would argue black was white that I was wrong
and convince me in the end I was wrong, and if I didn’t then agree with her make
my life a misery for weeks on end or until I apologised, well she is a woman I think.
thanks harry, long retired.
Dave the Renegade:
Hi Pete,
Same thing in this village, there are a couple with three kids and a nice house. Oldest Son is 20, and they all seem happy just the way they are. The
camera person the dog and myself are all happy with our lot. The camera person is the main one, the dog is the foreman, and I know my place " looking up from underneath the snakes belly.
Cheers Dave.
Hiya,
Can’t we have a bit of a scrap, this happy families thingy isn’t true to real life, is it ■■.
thanks harry, long retired.
If we had a scrap in this place Harry, the dog would win.
Cheers Dave.
Hiya,
Dave, if I was 100% right my Missus would argue black was white that I was wrong
and convince me in the end I was wrong, and if I didn’t then agree with her make
my life a misery for weeks on end or until I apologised, well she is a woman I think.
thanks harry, long retired.
They are like two stroke engines Harry, hard to start and very temperamental, then they get hot and you can’t stop them. Only thing they have in their favour, is unlike cars, you don’t have to figure out the start button.
Cheers Dave.
windrush:
Good lad Harry, you keep eating that Humble Pie! One thing I learned years ago is that women might not ALWAYS be right but they are NEVER wrong.
Pete.
Hiya,
Thank you for the advice Pete, it just goes to show even at my age I still can
learn from the younger generation, I’ll buy you a pint when I catch you out.
thanks harry, long retired.
Dave the Renegade:
Hi Pete,
Same thing in this village, there are a couple with three kids and a nice house. Oldest Son is 20, and they all seem happy just the way they are. The
camera person the dog and myself are all happy with our lot. The camera person is the main one, the dog is the foreman, and I know my place " looking up from underneath the snakes belly.
Cheers Dave.
Hiya,
Can’t we have a bit of a scrap, this happy families thingy isn’t true to real life, is it ■■.
thanks harry, long retired.
If we had a scrap in this place Harry, the dog would win.
Cheers Dave.
Hiya,
Dave, if I was 100% right my Missus would argue black was white that I was wrong
and convince me in the end I was wrong, and if I didn’t then agree with her make
my life a misery for weeks on end or until I apologised, well she is a woman I think.
thanks harry, long retired.
Well I think it’s sad that a fella of your calibre Harry FAILED so miserably when you were training her. It’s sad because it’s too late to change now and you are doomed to a life of female ■■■■■■■■■■…oooh er missis.
Dave the Renegade:
Perhaps they could do a TV reality show for people like Harry ‘’ How to train the Missus ‘’.
Cheers Dave.
Hiya,
The ad for the show could read “Applicants required for a TV reality show” entitled
the “The training of Harry’s Missus” Lion tamers only need apply.
thanks harry, long retired
Dave the Renegade:
Perhaps they could do a TV reality show for people like Harry ‘’ How to train the Missus ‘’.
Cheers Dave.
Hiya,
The ad for the show could read “Applicants required for a TV reality show” entitled
the “The training of Harry’s Missus” Lion tamers only need apply.
thanks harry, long retired
A chair and whip might not be enough to tame the Missus.
Cheers Dave.
i think harry’s gaffer must have peeped over his shoulder and read this thread . he’s very quiet , maybe he’s lying in a darkened room while his black eyes heal.we’ll have to keep the thread going for him until he can risk posting again , cheers , dave
rigsby:
i think harry’s gaffer must have peeped over his shoulder and read this thread . he’s very quiet , maybe he’s lying in a darkened room while his black eyes heal.we’ll have to keep the thread going for him until he can risk posting again , cheers , dave
Or perhaps he has had too much Single Malt, He was going to Morrisons to get some of their special offers IIRC, Regards Larry.
Anyway let’s hope that Ange gets herself fixed up OK.
It just seemed a strange statement to me, however it works for them so why change it.
One thing I learned years ago is that women might not ALWAYS be right but they are NEVER wrong.