A farmer was walking down the prom at Blackpool, as he walked passed the tower he gazed up to admire the engineering and materials involved in its construction, when a prostitute sneaked up behind and whispered into his ear “hello mister, fancy a bit?”
Rather puzzled at her question he replied “why ducks, are thee takin it darn?”
Its a good job you can drive a truck joe as you aint no comedian mate 
simon
SimonRS2K:
Its a good job you can drive a truck joe as you aint no comedian matesimon
right…I’ll go and fill me tacho in then.
Big Joe:
quality comeback…like it
jules