Tesco Tags

Now that Tesco are giving us tracker tags when we go to an RDC, I wonder where it will end?
The hut door swung open with a loud bang. Into the room came a strong, cold draught of damp air, a few icy snowflakes, and a tall, thin man dressed in heavy jacket, gloves, hat and a scarf.
A group of men were huddled in a corner next to the heater. It wasn’t much of a heater, but in the current weather conditions, it was like a roaring open fire. A sign on the wall said “welcome to Colditz”.
The men stopped their whispering, and looked up to see who had entered.
“I say chaps, it’s a bit nippy out there tonight,” said Ginger, who had just entered the room.
“Shut that bloody door” replied lofty “it’s taken us 3 hours to get this heater working.”
“Any goons about?” asked Nobby.
“Nah” replied Ginger “they are all in the canteen stuffing their faces” for the full story, please visit truckerjon.blogspot.com/2011/10/ … scape.html

why the hell do you need tags? only two place you are going to be, sat opposite your bay or sat on your bay.

:arrow_right: :bulb: We have a Heat Wave :exclamation:

random post of the year award goes to… lovlyperson :laughing:

Sounds like more fun from Tossco’s. They will want to fit a long-term tag on your leg shortly.

Next you will have a number tattooed on your wrist, and will be invited to the showers before you tip.

dave_k:
Sounds like more fun from Tossco’s. They will want to fit a long-term tag on your leg shortly.

“NO”
But from next Week,i think,you may get a Lock on your Suzi :wink:

truckerjon:
Next you will have a number tattooed on your wrist, and will be invited to the showers before you tip.

A little melodramatic :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused:

billybigrig:

truckerjon:
Next you will have a number tattooed on your wrist, and will be invited to the showers before you tip.

A little melodramatic :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused:

Do you know that you get scanned,your Privat Life,History,but also Family and Friends.Even your closesd Enemy,by Secuity of big Companies,like,well,anyone of them

Lovlyperson:

dave_k:
Sounds like more fun from Tossco’s. They will want to fit a long-term tag on your leg shortly.

“NO”
But from next Week,i think,you may get a Lock on your Suzi :wink:

have they never heard of a shunt button ? :wink:

Tosco are definetly my least favourite RDC to frequent, I mean they can keep you hours and you can’t use their sodding canteen cos you now need an employees card. Just to buy some beans on toast ffs.

bald bloke:
Tosco are definetly my least favourite RDC to frequent, I mean they can keep you hours and you can’t use their sodding canteen cos you now need an employees card. Just to buy some beans on toast ffs.

We have a few Cards at Security Gate for Supplier.Just ask,but sometimes you need to ask again and agin,as some driver dont give it back and it needs time till office brings some new

Denis F:

Lovlyperson:

dave_k:
Sounds like more fun from Tossco’s. They will want to fit a long-term tag on your leg shortly.

“NO”
But from next Week,i think,you may get a Lock on your Suzi :wink:

have they never heard of a shunt button ? :wink:

Heard yesterday that a Lock gets fitted to the Suzy,and Shunter or Warehoue has the Key to unlock

i like this one
A New look at road safety
Last weekend I spent a lot of time on the motorways around the south east of England. Some of it was working, driving a truck, and some of it was, in my car, out of necessity rather than for pleasure.
I spent an awful lot of this time stationary. Why? Because there was a major accident on nearly every Motorway in the south east on both Saturday, and Sunday. M25, M40, M3, M4, M1, M23. Now when you are sitting in traffic waiting to move, you have plenty of time to think. I started to wander what had caused so many accidents in such a small area in such a small time, and came up with the ideal solution
truckerjon.blogspot.com/2011/06/ … afety.html

billybigrig:

truckerjon:
Next you will have a number tattooed on your wrist, and will be invited to the showers before you tip.

A little melodramatic :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused:

Maybe you are right. It will start with having to wear a star sewn onto our hi viz jackets to show we are Different. Hmmmm sounds vaguely familiar :unamused:

Denis F:

Lovlyperson:

dave_k:
Sounds like more fun from Tossco’s. They will want to fit a long-term tag on your leg shortly.

“NO”
But from next Week,i think,you may get a Lock on your Suzi :wink:

have they never heard of a shunt button ? :wink:

I demonstrated this for a loader at Princes once. He was mortified that I’d rendered his Suzi Lock useless at the push of a button. :smiling_imp:

loopyjuice:
i like this one
A New look at road safety
Last weekend I spent a lot of time on the motorways around the south east of England. Some of it was working, driving a truck, and some of it was, in my car, out of necessity rather than for pleasure.
I spent an awful lot of this time stationary. Why? Because there was a major accident on nearly every Motorway in the south east on both Saturday, and Sunday. M25, M40, M3, M4, M1, M23. Now when you are sitting in traffic waiting to move, you have plenty of time to think. I started to wander what had caused so many accidents in such a small area in such a small time, and came up with the ideal solution
truckerjon.blogspot.com/2011/06/ … afety.html

Are you promoting your own blogspot via the use of aliases, Jon?

Rob K:

loopyjuice:
i like this one
A New look at road safety
Last weekend I spent a lot of time on the motorways around the south east of England. Some of it was working, driving a truck, and some of it was, in my car, out of necessity rather than for pleasure.
I spent an awful lot of this time stationary. Why? Because there was a major accident on nearly every Motorway in the south east on both Saturday, and Sunday. M25, M40, M3, M4, M1, M23. Now when you are sitting in traffic waiting to move, you have plenty of time to think. I started to wander what had caused so many accidents in such a small area in such a small time, and came up with the ideal solution
truckerjon.blogspot.com/2011/06/ … afety.html

Are you promoting your own blogspot via the use of aliases, Jon?

Not me! I may be loopy, but i ran out of juice years ago! :laughing:

truckerjon:

Rob K:

loopyjuice:
i like this one
A New look at road safety
Last weekend I spent a lot of time on the motorways around the south east of England. Some of it was working, driving a truck, and some of it was, in my car, out of necessity rather than for pleasure.
I spent an awful lot of this time stationary. Why? Because there was a major accident on nearly every Motorway in the south east on both Saturday, and Sunday. M25, M40, M3, M4, M1, M23. Now when you are sitting in traffic waiting to move, you have plenty of time to think. I started to wander what had caused so many accidents in such a small area in such a small time, and came up with the ideal solution
truckerjon.blogspot.com/2011/06/ … afety.html

Are you promoting your own blogspot via the use of aliases, Jon?

Not me! I may be loopy, but i ran out of juice years ago! :laughing:

Hmm. The way it took on the exact same presentation as your OP made me suspicious…

Rob K:

Denis F:

Lovlyperson:

dave_k:
Sounds like more fun from Tossco’s. They will want to fit a long-term tag on your leg shortly.

“NO”
But from next Week,i think,you may get a Lock on your Suzi :wink:

have they never heard of a shunt button ? :wink:

I demonstrated this for a loader at Princes once. He was mortified that I’d rendered his Suzi Lock useless at the push of a button. :smiling_imp:

i spotted a trailer in our yard tonight(not tesco)with a metal box riveted over the shunt button so you could not use it.