Police today closed a road in Liverpool after discovering a car with something suspicious attached.
After an extensive investigation, the road was re-opened after discovering the suspicious attachment was a tax disc.
At Heathrow Terminal 3 Car Park yesterday, an individual, later identified as a public school teacher, was arrested after trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor and a graphical calculator.
Authorities beleive he is a member of the notorious Al Gebra movement.
He is being charged with carrying weapons of maths instruction.
I’ll get me coat…
Ken.
