robroy:
Contraflow:
Drift:
I miss Chas…+1
I don’t remember him any links? I’m asking Contraflow as he’s the chief T.net archivist
Pomposity & Archivist, robroy on dictionary corner 
I nearly read it as Popodoms and anchovies
tango boy:
robroy:
Contraflow:
Drift:
I miss Chas…+1
I don’t remember him any links? I’m asking Contraflow as he’s the chief T.net archivist
Pomposity & Archivist, robroy on dictionary corner
Chas was the bloke who invented PC World but ended up driving a lorry. 
Most of his posts started with - “When I was a captain of industry…”
I have run and owned a lively forum for years and I still had to pm people for reassurance about who this Chas was afterv a few pm’s with the oddball as I couldn’t leave my family years
tango boy:
robroy:
Contraflow:
Drift:
I miss Chas…+1
I don’t remember him any links? I’m asking Contraflow as he’s the chief T.net archivist
Pomposity & Archivist, robroy on dictionary corner
Wtf are you making fun of me for■■? you ■■■■ ■■■■ thick ■■■■ lorry drivers are not as intelligent as me because I know big words like supercilious and pertrubant, and climatic, You can stick your heads up my ■■■■■■ arse and I will ■■■■ in your trachea and oesophagus (see, there’s two more 
you are ■■■■ oxygen thieving knuckle draggers the lot of you, and I am a driving God!!! So ■■■■ off! 
Got you, only joking 
see what I did there . Yeh OK sorry won’t do it again.
robroy:
tango boy:
robroy:
Contraflow:
Drift:
I miss Chas…+1
I don’t remember him any links? I’m asking Contraflow as he’s the chief T.net archivist
Pomposity & Archivist, robroy on dictionary corner
Wtf are you making fun of me for■■? you [zb] [zb] thick [zb] lorry drivers are not as intelligent as me because I know big words like supercilious and pertrubant, and climatic, You can stick your heads up my [zb] arse and I will ■■■■ in your trachea and oesophagus (see, there’s two more
Got you, only joking
Lol. Can’t believe you never had me for drinking Peach Schnapps
I thought it was best not to mention it as I thought that you had embarrassed yourself enough by admitting to drinking it.
robroy:
I thought it was best not to mention it as I thought that you had embarrassed yourself enough by admitting to drinking it.
Twice
robroy:
tango boy:
robroy:
Contraflow:
Drift:
I miss Chas…+1
I don’t remember him any links? I’m asking Contraflow as he’s the chief T.net archivist
Pomposity & Archivist, robroy on dictionary corner
Wtf are you making fun of me for■■? you [zb] [zb] thick [zb] lorry drivers are not as intelligent as me because I know big words like supercilious and pertrubant, and climatic, You can stick your heads up my [zb] arse and I will ■■■■ in your trachea and oesophagus (see, there’s two more
Sly edit
I pm’d the wrong person
robroy:
Is gaining a mere tenner really worth the shame ( or even arguably honour
Honestly, yes. I need the money. I’m not in the same league as big earning Conor, I need to get cash where I can find it. You looking for business guvnor?
Contraflow:
tango boy:
robroy:
Contraflow:
Drift:
I miss Chas…+1
I don’t remember him any links? I’m asking Contraflow as he’s the chief T.net archivist
Pomposity & Archivist, robroy on dictionary corner
Chas was the bloke who invented PC World but ended up driving a lorry.
Most of his posts started with - “When I was a captain of industry…”
He was hilarious, another one from the lorry-driver.com ‘fan’ club. Ended up on premod after threatening me with violence multiple times and saying he knew were I was and was tracking me and knew exactly where I was going and that Id better be careful. He was a real fruit loop.
Conor:
Contraflow:
After you got blown half way across the motorway, did you immediately find a safe place to park up… or did you carry on?Surely only a backwards thinking knuckle dragger would continue to drive in such conditions?
Because I’ve got a functioning brain unlike you I examined the situation it occurred in - top of an exposed hill travelling at right angles to the direction of the wind. And because I would be travelling all but 2 miles of the remaining journey with the wind behind me and those 2 remaining miles being far less exposed, I continued on dropping my speed down to 40-45MPH for those 2 miles I thought may be an issue.
Its because I have the ability to think and analyse things that I earn the big bucks and have people calling me to drive for them to the point I can pick and choose who I work for and when whilst you sit there either twiddling your thumbs waiting for the phone to ring or working for wages that were crap 10 years ago in some crap job because you know its all you’re worth and you’d be on the dole if you left.
Anyone else got an image of him in a hard hat, atop a hill with a clipboard and an an anemometer ‘analysing’ the wind? I can see how he earns the big bucks, knowing if the wind is too strong to drive is quite a skill. I hope one day to reach these highs myself, every day I read another page in my Truck Driving for Dummies book. Currently on page 59, how to spell lorry.
Conor:
Because I’ve got a functioning brain unlike you I examined the situationIts because I have the ability to think and analyse things that I earn the big bucks and have people calling me to drive for them to the point I can pick and choose who I work for
Does anybody remember Red Adair the troubleshooter/firefighter that the world’s governments used to call in when everything and everybody else failed ?
He was a real life superhero type who regularly ‘‘saved the world’’
Reckon Conor sees himself as the Red Adair of the transport world
Imagine the scene… An Agency office somewhere in the North, 4 worried blokes sat around a desk, howling winds and thunder and lightning outside.
‘‘But who can we get to drive this twin deck over Thelwall in 80mph winds?’’
‘‘Well we’ve used all the knuckle draggers boss’’
Not a problem…‘‘Call in Conor’’
cue dramatic music
I have to confess to some mixed feelings, Connor did was what I’d have done i.e. knock it down some clicks for the affected section of road and carry on, don’t see the point in keeping it on the limiter to save a couple of minutes if conditions get a bit iffy. On the other hand I wouldn’t come on a public forum and call you lot a bunch of retarded, knuckle dragging, oxygen thieves.
Had strong wind the other day but I put it down to the Indian I had the night before, parked up at a safe appropriate place, turned out it wasn’t it wasn’t wind
chicane:
I have to confess to some mixed feelings, Connor did was what I’d have done i.e. knock it down some clicks for the affected section of road and carry on, don’t see the point in keeping it on the limiter to save a couple of minutes if conditions get a bit iffy. On the other hand I wouldn’t come on a public forum and call you lot a bunch of retarded, knuckle dragging, oxygen thieves.Had strong wind the other day but I put it down to the Indian I had the night before, parked up at a safe appropriate place, turned out it wasn’t it wasn’t wind
Oooooooh nooooooo not lumpy wind? 
‘‘Well we’ve used all the knuckle draggers boss’’
Not a problem…''Call in Conor’
just spat out my coffee …git
chicane:
I have to confess to some mixed feelings, Connor did was what I’d have done i.e. knock it down some clicks for the affected section of road and carry on, don’t see the point in keeping it on the limiter to save a couple of minutes if conditions get a bit iffy. On the other hand I wouldn’t come on a public forum and call you lot a bunch of retarded, knuckle dragging, oxygen thieves.
That is the whole point mate, what Conor did was what not only you, but all of us (well most of us) would have done also, …because all of us, (well again most of us) are full time competent professional truck drivers,…as is Conor. But Conor comes across on here with an air of superiority, giving the impression that he is a cut above the rest of us, hence the ■■■■ storm of banter that has come down on him on this thread after he was shown up by the smoking monkey with the dodgy eyesight
Early contender for thread of 2015.
I quite agree with most of Conor’s posts as they aren’t waffle and cut straight to the point. You know where you stand with him.
The chimp however, has just gained a much elevated status amongst my list of TNUK favourite posters.
I travelled up to Boroughbridge with my caravan yesterday and the wind was very strong between Barnsdale Bar and the A64 split, I was towing with my van (two wind traps in one! 
) and it was drifting me across at times. Of course when I got to Boroughbridge the site was flooded anyway! 
Pete.
m1cks:
Early contender for thread of 2015.
I quite agree with most of Conor’s posts as they aren’t waffle and cut straight to the point. You know where you stand with him.
The chimp however, has just gained a much elevated status amongst my list of TNUK favourite posters.
That is also my problem on all this cack, I find myself agreeing also with most of what he says on t.net, apart from his self appointed dcpc champion/spokesman status .
It’s just he winds me for the reasons I have said, and the way he chucks out random accusations at people, including me, then refuses to back them up when challenged.
But hey, it ain’t real life, it’s a bit of crack on an internet forum, maybes we’re taking things too serious like.