kr79:
I don’t do distance work anymore thank god.
But if it’s the same one think old man steptoe with long blonde hair lol
I phoned the driver up a while ago, rippin the ■■■■ out of him, he reckons not alot happened but he’s tellin porkies I reckon coz the mornin after he stayed there he had a big ear to ear grin on his boat race. I ain’t ginna let him forget this one.
10 pints of Stella would probally improve things.
But I wouldn’t chance it without wearing an overcoat 
curtain slashing is regular nowadays.
kindle530:
curtain slashing is regular nowadays.
NOWADAYS 
! Cor blimey kindle, we used to stop there regular when i was on Widdo’s in the early 2000s we used to have lads loaded out of Mattel peterlee running sth, lads loaded out of P&O black and decker doncaster and lads loading out of Nestle at Hadfield Padfield and we all used to meet at the Stockyard, til the phantom curtain slasher started performing so the company banned us from parking there, so its been going on a fair while, not sure if he’s still about tho’. Must’ve been a lorry driver (no sh*t sherlock) as the amount of stuff we had pinched wouldn’t fit in a 7 an arf tonner
Gotta be fair to the Stockyard by saying, " i’m not saying its like that now ".