I took Friday off to be with Kate on her birthday. Thursday as I leave work some guy who I trust quite well and drives a pile of junk asks “Pat, do you mind if I drive your truck tomorrow?” I feel sorry for him and say “Yeah ! go ahead, but take care won’t you”
Yesterday morning we have our yearly safety meeting (big joke) and some guy say’s that this guy ruined my Volvo and it will be out of service for at least 2 weeks 
Now I am left driving a pile of doggy do for that time period 
the moral is: dont have time off for your wifes birthday.
Nah!, the moral is…don’t let a septic drive your truck!
So, Pat-what are you driving today?
A 3 month old Frieghtliner Columbia … Crap