What are the best/funniest slogans you’ve seen on a truck?
It was not a slogan, but I always liked the Superdrug trailers. It had pictures of shampoo and other stuff on it and underneath it said. This isnt an advert for our products its just a trailer.
Also I once saw a clapped out 7.5 cargo on the m4 and in the dirt on the back doors someone had written PUFF THE TRAGIC WAGON. It still gives me a laugh when I think of it.
On the back of an effluent tanker - “No jobbie too big”
AS MY DAD ALWAYS SAYS AND HAS ON HIS TRUCKS
‘’ NEVEREASY ‘’
on a van door Max and Paddy borrowed for a booze run.
Sweet Truck Haul
Seen on a fish wholesaler’s van only this morning…" Fish so fresh,even the next of kin haven’t been informed " 
I wrote on the back of a trailer years ago
MY ■■■ AINT FAT
YOUR JUST TO CLOSE
I saw this on a lorry the other day
Please overtake quietly, Illegal immigrants asleep.
Suedehead:
On the back of an effluent tanker - “No jobbie too big”
On the back of a powder tanker;
“Call us for all your blow jobs”
Worst I’ve seen is;
“Innovative work at height solutions”
Turns out it was delivering ladders!
Not a slogan but i saw on the back of a unit running solo “which way is home”
There used to be a bedford rascal butchers van in Camelon in Falkirk that had a slogan written on the back door that included the registration number. It read “you cant get better than our sausages and” M1NCE!
Seen a few years back written in dirt on back of a rigid
THE WAGES OF SIN IS DEATH
ON THIS FIRM THERE WORSE
Always made me chuckle.
Suedehead:
On the back of an effluent tanker - “No jobbie too big”
Theres a tanker runs around my area,
‘‘We’re number one for your number twos’’
Also written on the back of a farm contractors slurry tank I moved
‘‘Cows dump it, we pump it’’
We go to Modern Mix at Bow a little cement batching plant and all theyre Mixers av “Jim’l Mix it” on the front,makes me chuckle everytime i see them and picture Mr Saville with loadsa bling and cigar in hand…
how about ;acme blinds,without us it would be curtains for everybody!!!
whale oil beef hooked was always popular on the back of frigos a while ago. say it fast for the thickos lol
Saw “Norlfolk ‘N’ Chance” on the front of a Truck a few years ago…
Seen on a proper sign at the back of a left ■■■■■■
DANGER
LEFT HANDED DRIVER
My wife’s a southpaw and she was not impressed.
seen a fencin firm’s van with " a quality erection in any direction", a plastering firms van saying " fancy gettin plastered"
seen a few on the back of vehicles sayin
“truck looking for sponge for hot soapy action, contact driver” in the dirt