Darwinism is alive & well. LOL
Truck drivers are the hardest working lazy people on earth
Great joke, already nicked for another forum. 
the good news about erectile dysfunction is it can be cured by diet and exercise the hard part is getting your wife to diet and exercise
New spy shots have emerged of the redesigned dash binnacle for future Tesla models,
This could be a half hour episode of a sit-com, but here is a short.
It is hard to know who is serious and who is on the wind up today, isn’t it?
A British couple is walking down a street in Tenerife…
They turn a corner and see a sign that says, ‘Billy’s Bar - ALL drinks €0.10’
They look at each other and then go in, thinking, this is too good to be true.
They order a pint of lager and a cocktail, and sure enough, once the drinks are on the bar, the English bartender says, “That’ll be 20 cents, please.”
The couple can’t believe their luck. They finish their drinks and order the same again. Sure enough, the drinks are poured, and the barman says, “That’ll be 20 cents, please.”
Curiosity gets the better of them, and the woman asks the barman how he can afford to sell drinks so cheaply.
The bartender says, “It was always my dream to own a bar in Tenerife, and last year I won £104 million on the Euro Millions, so I opened this bar, and I’ve got enough money that I don’t have to worry about making any profit.”
Happy with the story, the couple congratulate him and order another round of drinks.
As the man is supping his beer, he can’t help notice three old blokes sat in the corner without a drink in front of them who’ve been sat there without a drink the whole time they’ve been in.
"What’s the deal with them three over there?’ the man asks the bartender.
"Those three are retired people from Yorkshire. They’re waiting for Happy Hour when drinks are half price,’ the barman replies.
Two women arrive in heaven and one asks the other:
-How did you die?
-Frozen.
-Oh, how awful! It must have been horrible! What’s it like to freeze to death?
“At first it was awful: first I felt chills, then pain in my fingers and toes, freezing all over… But then I fell into a very deep sleep, and I lost consciousness. And you, how did you die?”
“Me? A heart attack. I was suspicious that my husband was cheating on me. One day I came home early. I ran into the bedroom and he was in bed watching TV. Suspicious, I ran to the basement to see if I could find a woman hiding, but I didn’t find anyone. I ran to the second floor, but I didn’t see anyone there either. I went up to the attic, and as I climbed the stairs, I had a heart attack and fell dead.”
-Oh, what a shame… If you had looked in the freezer, we would both be alive.
Warning, this episode of the New Keystone Cops, may make you wince
Almost like the criminal was stealing a massive magnet…
Keystone cops. They should all be charged.
They’re trying to arrest the driver and end up nearly killing him, it doesn’t exactly inspire confidence in French police blue-light drivers does it 
What do you call a guy with a 2” d1ck. Justin.
What does a girl call a guy with a 2” d1ck. ■■■■■■■ useless.
