I’ve heard a number of variations of that one, but never directed squarely at a Queenslander. Well done.
Took me a minute to work out the RACQ.
Race Around Corners Quickly.
When Queensland Ambulance Service was known as Queensland Ambulance Transport Brigade, they were quick at tying bandages. 
Letter to The Times this morning
Sir, I find my memory and recall have deteriorated so badly I have come to the conclusion that I must have held a senior position in the Post Office.
Brian Rudge
Lechlade, Glos
Trump is visiting a class in an elementary school where they are talking about words and meanings. The teacher asks Trump if he would like to lead the class in a discussion of the word “tragedy”. (No, not the punch line yet)
Trump agrees to then asks the class for an example of a tragedy. One little boy stands up: “If my best friend who lives on a farm is playing in a field and a runaway tractor comes along and knocks him dead, that’d be a tragedy.”
“Not quite”, says Mr. Trump, “that would be an accident.”
A little girl then raises her hand: “If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy.”
“I’m afraid not,” explained the president. “That’s what we would call a great loss.”
The room goes silent. Trump searches the room. “Is there someone else here who can give me an example of a tragedy? “
Finally, at the back of the room, little Johnny raises his hand. In a quiet voice he says: “If Air Force One, carrying you Mr. President, was struck by a missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy.”
“Fantastic!” exclaimed Mr. Trump. “That’s right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?”
“Well” said little Johnny, “because it sure as hell wouldn’t be a great loss and probably wouldn’t be an accident either.”
where do bad rainbows go… to prism its a light sentence but they have time to reflect