Hello all, here I sit, with it has to be said a “more than generous goblet” of the favourite Bollinger, in rather soiled attire, (the slurry pump failed in a most spectacular way today, and the residue seems to be clinging to me in a most “intimate” manner, not helped by the efficient output of the offices LPG heating system! No doubt you remember the Land Rovers famous defect, “water ingress”, they leaked like the performance of no power shower could ever achieve! Rot, it gave new meaning to the word, they rotted as they were built!! At least poor mis-aligned Tony Gilroy, (Land Rovers 80s MD), managed to bring “in house”, the production of body panels, but even then they could not put them together properly!! Range Rover, in 72, due to some success I ended up owning a 2door example, what a b… overated heap. In 82, spending , (and I am ashamed to admit this), I spent money earned honestly in France, on a Wood and Pickett 6x4 Brown Range Rover. I must have been well, insane!! It drove like no Henry Boys converted FF100 BMC, in fact probably worse!! Then in 88, a “new” Range Rover VM diesel. She in a fit of pique, threw her mediteranean assembled timing gears out through the front of her power plant at 120miles, right on the junction M6,M62. But I made good of a bad job!! I fitted a marine 2.4litre BMW 6cylinder diesel, job done by a very good outfit down in Andover, made an incredibly lovely car, (apart from the Land Rover bits that kept, with monitemous regularity failing). Sold her about 91, and since then have, (sensibly), never gone near any of their products!! Some of my friends have, and regretted it!! If you want to off road, buy a 2CV Citroen, or a Suzuki, NOT, oh please not a lardy arsed old Land Rover, Quality on a budget, a G Wagon, Gentlemen, my apologies lets get back to lorries, not “fairy boys” toys. The odour is getting stronger, I am into the shower, and after `72 Grande Cru, the day has been , well not so bad, adieu mes braves, Cheerio for now.