What’s long, Scouse, and goes around corners?
The Dole queue.
Why is the Anfield grass so green?
Because every week they put millions of pounds of ■■■■ on it.
Man walks into a shop in Liverpool:
Man: Can I have a pair of tights for my wife?
Shop assistant: Certainly Sir, what size head are you?
What do you call a Scouser in a suit?
The accused.
What do you call a Scouser in a three-bed semi?
A burglar.
