how about the present incumbent , the hollande chappie . he’s an ugly little bugger so he must have something to offer all those lovely ladies . it would have the bonus of keeping temptation away from president saviem’s door
Retired Old ■■■■:
The seed Nadine,Charlotte & Lady Crystal are busy sprouting as we speak, an extra row may yield enough to keep the extended family in chips this year!
Gottcha you Old ■■■■…CHARLOTTE, originated in FRANCE…it’s a French Pomme de terre, therefore, “viva la French Charlotte”.
Perhaps your execution will be suspended for a year, in the meantime you’ll be put to work peeling 20 tons of FRENCH CHARLOTTE spuds a day, using a blunt peeler, and then cutting them up for French Fries…or the guillotine…you chose… 
rigsby:
how about the present incumbent , the hollande chappie . he’s an ugly little bugger so he must have something to offer all those lovely ladies . it would have the bonus of keeping temptation away from president saviem’s door
Nope, he’s for the chop, along side the Old ■■■■…if he don’t start peelin them spuds. 
Buzzer:
Hi Fergie, have we nominated anyone for Minister of executions yet, needs someone with a very big chopper can you suggest anybody who would be suitably equipped, cheers Buzzer.
Ummm tough one that J.D. Know a few who THINK they’d qualify for the job, but don’t have the equipement, after all, no good trying to hack of someones 'ead with a penknife…Feel a contest coming on…at the Wheatsheaf in August . 
no no no culture and agriculture is the finest points of life ,then we can brew and burn lager and malt and eat meat and feel GOOD,easy boys and take some culture,cheers from northern parts
Oh, no! Looks like I’ve dropped an international clanger, and after we’ve been allies (couldn’t bring myself to say, “friends”) for so many years. I hear the approaching sound of clicking knitting needles. I submit- no more chips- pass me the cake!
Sorry, gateau.
Retired Old ■■■■:
Oh, no1 Looks like I’ve dropped an international clanger, and after we’ve been allies (couldn’t bring myself to say, “friends”) for so many years. I here the approaching sound of clicking knitting needles. I submit- no more chips- pass me the cake!
Sorry, gateau.
Turncoat…we’ll be watching you… 
Clicking knitting needles won’t be last thing you hear, …it’ll be a deep chip pan fryer…
Still, a few places left in Saviems Cabinet…Minister for Spying might do you perhaps ?
Buzzer:
Fergie47:
Retired Old ■■■■:
French Fries, my a*se!!!
Vive l’Anglais!Ah, a traitor in our mists…bring on the guillotine s.v.p. M.MaggieD…Min of JUSTICE…
no need for a trial, off with his 'ead…Hi Fergie, have we nominated anyone for Minister of executions yet, needs someone with a very big chopper can you suggest anybody who would be suitably equipped, cheers Buzzer.
sammyopisite:
I would like to take this opportunity to update my C.V. as I am ambidextrous as well as knowing everything about nothing I also know nothing about everything
I would not be able to accept any post which required diplomacy or any diplomatic skills as I do not even know what diplomacy is never mind any a attempt at being diplomatic ( see rigsby’s post )
I would be able to do Minister for immigration as I would put an end to it and Minister for Justice would be fine if I could combine it with driving the Guillotine but the president elect’s idea does sound appealing driving around the country on the National roads with a good expense account and I do have experience of making a 500k journey into 800k,scheers Johnnie
Buzzer I did apply for the post and I have not received a reply to date I am willing to work on a bonus system something like 60 a hour but it would require help form the likes of Fergie, Maggie D and your good self to ensure that there was sufficient candidates for me to earn a honest crust and for mon presidente elect to provide a fair rate per completed task.
cheers Johnnie 
bma.finland:
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no no no culture and agriculture is the finest points of life ,then we can brew and burn lager and malt and eat meat and feel GOOD,easy boys and take some culture,cheers from northern parts
Could that be a load of “Saviems” potatoes bma. ? However the roping looks decidedly “dodgy”,I hope you aren’t going to leave the field and attempt to travel on the road,you won’t get around the first bend with that load .Only my professional opinion you understand 
Cheers benkku,Dennis.
Bewick:
bma.finland:
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no no no culture and agriculture is the finest points of life ,then we can brew and burn lager and malt and eat meat and feel GOOD,easy boys and take some culture,cheers from northern partsCould that be a load of “Saviems” potatoes bma. ? However the roping looks decidedly “dodgy”,I hope you aren’t going to leave the field and attempt to travel on the road,you won’t get around the first bend with that load
Trust you to notice the roping Den…
If they’re bags of spuds I reckon he’s going to have a guy in a pretty fluorescent jacket requiring him to, “Follow me to the weighbridge, driver”.
And he hasn’t put them on pallets- does he think this is still 1950?
And that roping- no wonder Bewick wouldn’t subscribe to his training.
And are we supposed to believe that he used that rake to pitch the bags on the lorry?
Bah, humbug. When I was your age…
Up-date from the Ministry of Brothels…
Recruitment has been slow, but there’s good news. The two “ladies” that hang around Southampton Docks have agreed to work part time, nights only…
I only interviewed them over the phone, no physical contact you understand.
They told me their names are Richella and Antonella or better known by their working names as Mimi l’Bonk, and Foofoo. They start work, first week in March.
However, small problem, they have to “Work the Patch” between the Docks at Roscoff and Le Harve, so that’s a fair bit of travelling. Young Davidoff came up with the idea of a mobile campaign truck for SAVIEMS election, so I thought of a similar idea for a mobile brothel…
One of these perhaps, Eco friendly, and cheap to run.
Again, couple of problems,
I) it’s a bit slow, and all that peddling might mean the “ladies” would be too tired to do business when they eventually got there,
2) Foofoo, being rather on the lumpish side, ( read …fat bast*d) might get stuck inside and have to hang his, sorry, I mean her, black socks and sandals out the window…not a pretty sight, and could be off putting to potential clients, especially if they were sober
Eventually came up with the following mode of transport….,still Eco friendly, cheap to run, and, they both get a nice working uniform, I’ve done away with the leopard skin leotards and lycra hot pants, thought a more mature sophisticated look was necessary.
Here they are setting off on a test run….
Second bit of good news. Buzzer dropped by to-day on his motorbike, and bought a nice young lady for an interview. Her name is Baabraa or Babs for short… I took her on immediately, she’s quite a shy little thing , very cuddly, does bleat on a bit…but heyho….
Buzzer is seen taking her back with him to the Ferry port, and “interviewing” her at the same time…. she starts with the other 2 at the beginning of March…
She just needs a little more practice riding her moped…
So, I’m slowly getting there… only another 9,996 to go……
More up-dates later.
hiya,
The bikist’s and mopedist’s could always flog a few onions when things get slack.
thanks harry, long retired.
Keep up the good work, Fergie. We’re all looking forward to the Open Day when we will no doubt have the chance to register our approval, or otherwise, of the facilities and staff.
Me thinks we need to propose a Minister of information and notification as this intended French takeover has lost some ground, I found it floundering on page two. This is know way to run a country even if it is layback France. Saviem has been quiet as well, maybe he has gone skiing (on water maybe) for that season is with us, cheers Buzzer.
Hi Dave,
How thoughtful you are,I just wondered if this wouldn’t be a better option, I know the bunks in this old motor of mine were never used as the chap who drove it for me never stopped
Tone could have the lower bunk and I could have a bunk up, if I’m lucky We could park anywhere, on the Docks, or up the back passage
As Retired Old ■■■■ lives Macclesfield way he might know if Hazel Grove is still about,she may come in handy when we get tired as a relief driver.
Regards
Richard
MaggieD:
Hi Dave,How thoughtful you are,I just wondered if this wouldn’t be a better option, I know the bunks in this old motor of mine were never used as the chap who drove it for me never stopped
Tone could have the lower bunk and I could have a bunk up, if I’m lucky
As Retired Old ■■■■ lives Macclesfield way he might know if Hazel Grove is still about,she may come in handy when we get tired as a relief driver.
Regards
Richard
Toooooooooo posh Richard, it’ll give the punters the idea you’re doing well !! After all, there is a standard charge to be set, and as you and Foofoo are old hands at coming to France, then I thought you could charge in old Franc’s instead of Euro’s, let’s say, errrrrrrrr… 10 franc’s to the £1…
nice round figure,…like Foofoo’s…
Yep…it’s NOT a SAVIEM, but it’s one nice truck…
Smart rig there Fergie but I found a nice one too, cheers Buzzer.
Buzzer:
Smart rig there Fergie but I found a nice one too, cheers Buzzer.
Agreed Buzz…nice looking lorry in that colour…any idea what year 
Fergie47:
Buzzer:
Smart rig there Fergie but I found a nice one too, cheers Buzzer.Agreed Buzz…nice looking lorry in that colour…any idea what year
Sorry no idea of age but im’e sure that the mystro will know, cheers Buzzer.
