Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother,
Frankie Brown showed me his willy today in the playground!’
Before the mother could raise a concern,
Sally went on to say, ‘It reminded me of a peanut.’
Relaxing with a hidden smile,
Sally’s Mum asked, ‘Really small, was it?’
Sally replied, ?No… Salty.!
Mum fainted.