Colingl:
montana man:
scanny77:
Simon:
Flamin’ cheek, it was a Scot who invented (?) tar,and tyres (thank you Mr Dunlop)
So they invented tyres and roads basically
Perhaps they were thinking of ever quicker ways to Get out of Scotland
Actually we give them to you sassenachs to speed your journey out of our country so we can be left in peace.
was just north of aberdeen last week and when i lit a ciggie ( outside of course ),the locals looked on in awe at the sight in instant fire coming from my lighter 
Just remember that the English used to kick you out the pub at 10.30 until you had the bright idea of copying us sensible Scots. 
Dont forget the smoking ban comes in down there soon