My latest blogpost
Nothing lower than a grass huh?
What about a guy who thinks it ok to ■■■■ in someone elses garden?
Thats pretty ■■■■■■■ low in my book
Then lies about it to the boss, rather than apologising, whilst boasting to his workmates.
Should have been upfront and admitted it. Always the best policy. Be seen as an honest bloke. Pays off in the end.
Agency - Say no more…
Like how the old excuses about slowing down from 50 being the reason why he was speeding in a 30 came out. You’re supposed to slow down by the time you get to the sign, dumbass, not start slowing down when you pass it.
Stick with the agency.
It wasn’t a quiet bit of my garden you relieved yourself upon, you working oik.
Like a Tomcat you marked my new exterior tungsten lighting causing a short circuit which burnt my garden shed down to the bloody ground. Inside were my prized racing pigeons. I came home to find the wife in her shiffon crying whilst drinking a daiquiri having taken a dose of “how’s your father” with the gardener to calm her trauma.
A venture into the garden laid waste the complete havoc you had caused with your toilet habits. A steaming mound of ashen shed wood and small charred smoking pigeon carcasses melded to their metal pirch wire like so much offerings from a Chinese takeaway in Soho.
The bespoke garden gnomes were traumatised, some have lost their beards, some have dropped their rods. In vain I screamed at one of them
“for God’s sakes man! Describe the perpetrator!”
But he just stood, silent, mouth agog, rod on ground, with a 2000 yard stare. A small man ruined. Those garden buggers will never be the same again. Plus you left a yellow bloody circle on my grass.
You sir are a cad and a bounder. I hope the plague of ladybirds in the adjacent bush infested your private parts and may a thousand years of road transport seat sitting employment bewitch your nether regions in moderate agony.
P1ssing or ■■■■■■■■ in a hedge coupled with p1ss stained/ log filled truck stops…mmm…a UK thing maybe?
Can always count on good honest opinions on here. Keep em coming.
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its typical tale of how low drivers are to drivers, they cry like babies now about other drivers, if they can get someone else in the crap they will and not think twice about it unless it happens to them of course then they suddenly want to be treated a lot better. but its true picture of hgv ■■■■■■ drivers of today i call them ■■■■■■ drivers now as the women are more manly than most of them web cam, nat sav auto box steering wheel jockeys
Bene bene!!
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desypete:
its typical tale of how low drivers are to drivers, they cry like babies now about other drivers, if they can get someone else in the crap they will and not think twice about it unless it happens to them of course then they suddenly want to be treated a lot better. but its true picture of hgv ■■■■■■ drivers of today i call them ■■■■■■ drivers now as the women are more manly than most of them web cam, nat sav auto box steering wheel jockeys
SO, is it OK to have a ■■■■■ in a customer’s garden?
Roymondo:
desypete:
its typical tale of how low drivers are to drivers, they cry like babies now about other drivers, if they can get someone else in the crap they will and not think twice about it unless it happens to them of course then they suddenly want to be treated a lot better. but its true picture of hgv ■■■■■■ drivers of today i call them ■■■■■■ drivers now as the women are more manly than most of them web cam, nat sav auto box steering wheel jockeysSO, is it OK to have a ■■■■■ in a customer’s garden?
Better than through the letter box i suppose…
desypete:
its typical tale of how low drivers are to drivers, they cry like babies now about other drivers, if they can get someone else in the crap they will and not think twice about it unless it happens to them of course then they suddenly want to be treated a lot better. but its true picture of hgv ■■■■■■ drivers of today i call them ■■■■■■ drivers now as the women are more manly than most of them web cam, nat sav auto box steering wheel jockeys
Gosh, guess you must be talking about people like me. I will happily admit that if I saw a casual/agency driver doing something disgusting, antisocial, or just plain damaging to my companies reputation, potentially losing the company business, then yeah, I would say something to the company in order to help protect the company, its reputation and its business, and along with it, my job, that kinda depends on the company continuing to trade.
The furniture delivery company could have a serious problem if complaints are made about its drivers ■■■■■■■ in people’s garden, I’d kick off at them if one of their drivers did it while delivering to me, wouldn’t you?
The OP sounds like the kind of person who doesn’t give a toss about the companies he’s working at it their reputation, so why would I worry about him not being asked back?
Probly shudv stated it was an enormous garden, almost a field but yes wrong all the same. Shame on me and a lesson or two learnt.
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Roymondo:
desypete:
its typical tale of how low drivers are to drivers, they cry like babies now about other drivers, if they can get someone else in the crap they will and not think twice about it unless it happens to them of course then they suddenly want to be treated a lot better. but its true picture of hgv ■■■■■■ drivers of today i call them ■■■■■■ drivers now as the women are more manly than most of them web cam, nat sav auto box steering wheel jockeysSO, is it OK to have a ■■■■■ in a customer’s garden?
You ask this of someone who boasted about ■■■■■■■■ inside his cab.
James the cat:
Roymondo:
desypete:
its typical tale of how low drivers are to drivers, they cry like babies now about other drivers, if they can get someone else in the crap they will and not think twice about it unless it happens to them of course then they suddenly want to be treated a lot better. but its true picture of hgv ■■■■■■ drivers of today i call them ■■■■■■ drivers now as the women are more manly than most of them web cam, nat sav auto box steering wheel jockeysSO, is it OK to have a ■■■■■ in a customer’s garden?
You ask this of someone who boasted about ■■■■■■■■ inside his cab.
‘Both your mates have grassed you up’ Oldest trick in the book. Not only ■■■■■■ in someone’s garden, you then fell for that. 
Truckmann:
Probly shudv stated it was an enormous garden, almost a field but yes wrong all the same. Shame on me and a lesson or two learnt.Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Ok mate.It’s better to be up front. Others respect you for it. Just remember the lessons.