Mine and the wife’s ■■■ life had gone downhill so I bought her a ■■■■■■■■, she wasn’t very happy…she said “it looks like a carrot!”
I thought this was ironic as her fanny looks like a donkey yawning…
i wonder if this will get deleted■■?
ha ha pmsl im gunna use that down the pub!
Giblsa:
i wonder if this will get deleted■■?
I wonder if you would be beaten to within an inch of your life if she read that 
I know I certainly would be if I said it in this house
Giblsa:
Mine and the wife’s ■■■ life had gone downhill so I bought her a ■■■■■■■■, she wasn’t very happy…she said “it looks like a carrot!”I thought this was ironic as her fanny looks like a donkey yawning…
i wonder if this will get deleted■■?
Well,get her next a Boyfriend 