Recruiting from prison

m.a.n rules:
i wonder how many driver’s from my era, (late 70’s onward) would of ended up in clink if their little ‘fiddle’ was discovered… :wink: :smiley:

Thing is in those days it was the norm…, different standards.

When I think of the things I used to do as an owner driver, by today’s standards they would have hoyed the key away. :blush:

At that time on different occasions over a period of about 10 years…(not at same time :laughing: ) I was in court for falsifying a tax disc, running (well ) overweight, falsifying records, running without a tacho in, running with a tacho with a different name on it, being silent checked, and insufficient weekly rest…and even after all that I was never jailed., but given a manageable fine each time, I don’t think they ever asked for my O licence tbh.:open_mouth:
I remember getting pulled by VOSA at ny local station a few years after when I became an employed driver,.the guy looked at me, saw ny name,.and said…
‘‘Ah you were the guy who told us you had a fire when we came by appointment to view your tacho cards for the year, we did notice the ‘‘fire damage’’ had been done by a blow torch on the wall, and not a real fire,.but we could not prove it’’… :smiley:
At least we had a laugh about it anyway. :smiley:

I wasnt the fine upstanding law abiding citizen I am today in those days :smiley: …give me a break I was a young lad in his 20s ffs. :smiley:
As I said different times, different standards.

Hey maybe I’d just be coming out just now and would qualify for the scheme. :laughing:

Beau Nydel:

m.a.n rules:
i wonder how many driver’s from my era, (late 70’s onward) would of ended up in clink if their little ‘fiddle’ was discovered… :wink: :smiley:

Fiddle what … hey diddle diddle?

Hand written fuel receipts /fractura . .(spolling)

Ironically a large number of prisoners from open prisons are employed in various retail outlets. Even Mrs Canoe had a job in the local Iceland shop when she was in askham grange prison

uncle used to fake his tax disc from scratch ,colouring by watercolour paints etc ! Also i remember folk used to sometimes steal a disc from a motorbike and then alter the details. in my local Asda the scales dont work right at the self service you can scan 1 item but put 3 on the scales

Thing is in those days it was the norm…, different standards. quote rr…

:smiley: happy day’s though rob, looking back i probably could have done a few years if i was proven to be a naughty boy :stuck_out_tongue: … and at one point it was close (nothing distasteful) …

as to hand written recipts … 40 embassy and whatever was edible in those day’s… :unamused: :laughing:

I was once in Morrisons and I just took a 30p plastic bag, but when it came to the end of using the self-serve till I pressed 0 bags. Cuff me now.

At the self service Costa machines allegedly you can add an espresso in to a large cup but only pay for a medium sized cup and tip it to the latte, so far the police have not kicked in the door.

Henry Stephens:
At the self service Costa machines allegedly you can add an espresso in to a large cup but only pay for a medium sized cup and tip it to the latte, so far the police have not kicked in the door.

Can you still do that? It was a machine cleaner at S.Mimms who showed me :open_mouth:

You certainly can but shops and motorway outlets have a cctv above the machine.

Wow !
One guy stealing a 30p bag,.another blagging cups of coffee? :open_mouth:
I’m shocked, it seems that my past ‘‘crimes’’ pale in to insignificance after all. :laughing:

On the FBI most wanted list.

92.3% of statistics are made up on the spot

Limey Phil up for parole then & looking for a job ?

He is out on gps ankle tag mate.

WhiteTruckMan:
Looks like once again prisons are being looked on as a source of cheap drivers.

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Once again the race to the bottom shows its face. Ironically, they would be swapping their concrete cells for a steel and glass one.

But are the big outfits really so thick that they don’t understand why they can’t recruit and more importantly retain drivers?

Mr Bridger done it . .

paul_c2:
I was once in Morrisons and I just took a 30p plastic bag, but when it came to the end of using the self-serve till I pressed 0 bags. Cuff me now.

Pfftt. Amateur.

My favourite trick is to switch the reduced sticker off a loaf of bread onto a fillet steak. Yum.