TerryDactyl.:
I’ve heard that in a couple of years these “ladies” will be in short supply, since they’ve brought in this PCPC (Prostitute Certificate of Professional Competence) certificate. It means that they have to undergo a minimum of 35 hours training every 5 years.They’ve got 'til 2014 to get it sorted. A lot of the “old hands” are just not going to bother and give up the game. They reckon it’s like teaching their grandmother to ■■■■…well…you know. Anyway, this probably means the “rates” will probably rise as the date gets closer, so make the most of it now.
perhaps you can teach old dogs how to turn a new trick
TerryDactyl.:
I’ve heard that in a couple of years these “ladies” will be in short supply, since they’ve brought in this PCPC (Prostitute Certificate of Professional Competence) certificate. It means that they have to undergo a minimum of 35 hours training every 5 years.They’ve got 'til 2014 to get it sorted. A lot of the “old hands” are just not going to bother and give up the game. They reckon it’s like teaching their grandmother to ■■■■…well…you know. Anyway, this probably means the “rates” will probably rise as the date gets closer, so make the most of it now.
TerryDactyl.:
I’ve heard that in a couple of years these “ladies” will be in short supply, since they’ve brought in this PCPC (Prostitute Certificate of Professional Competence) certificate. It means that they have to undergo a minimum of 35 hours training every 5 years.They’ve got 'til 2014 to get it sorted. A lot of the “old hands” are just not going to bother and give up the game. They reckon it’s like teaching their grandmother to ■■■■…well…you know. Anyway, this probably means the “rates” will probably rise as the date gets closer, so make the most of it now.
One of the very best posts in a while IMO. I thought I would enjoy this thread though I was expecting my enjoyment to be of a prurient rather than humorous nature.
Is there a prostitute’s forum where they post things about truckers like:-
B1 GGK:
Typical Eastern Europeans, taking our jobs, I am sure some ■■■■ from Jeremy Kyle couldve filled that role …
chilistrucker:
the old bp wolverhampton used to attract a fair few, and in the laybys/bustops outside.
Was parked in the layby below there last night. Usually get a couple of knocks during the night but ignore 'em. Last night some stupid (local) ■■■■■ banged my door at 01:13! She got a gobful of abuse, as did her ■■■■■■■ minder/pimp!
If you park anywhere near tesco’s RDC in Doncaster there are two that operate in that area,the ones pretty cute the other is a bit of a pork beast usually with a can of white lightning in her hand she is usually starving and a packet of walkers cheese and onion crisps will get you a ■■■■■■■■.
turnip:
I was approached last week in a lay by just off the Caen ring road in France. But it turned out to be a kin bloke. I taught him some Anglo Saxon & he went away. Only time I’ve ever felt intimidated by a 5’2" bloke. Must have been the leather boots. Yuk yuk yuk. Disgusting.
Happened to me in Brighton last year whilst parked up at the hgv/coach parking areas at the marina. It was about 6.30 in the morning whilst doing a quick walk around the wagon doing my checks. The bloke soon scarpered when i got out my bat that i keep in the cab to protect myself with.
chilistrucker:
the old bp wolverhampton used to attract a fair few, and in the laybys/bustops outside.
Yup, got a knock on my door at 2AM one morning , there stood a young lass as thin as the gable end of a five pound note,shivering to death in the thick fog as she dragged on here ■■■ asking if i fancied some business ,after pondering a bit , i declined…(honest)
chilistrucker:
the old bp wolverhampton used to attract a fair few, and in the laybys/bustops outside.
Yup, got a knock on my door at 2AM one morning , there stood a young lass as thin as the gable end of a five pound note,shivering to death in the thick fog as she dragged on here ■■■ asking if i fancied some business ,after pondering a bit , i declined…(honest)
Why not let her in your cab if she was shivering?? You didn’t have to pay for that!!
Made her a cuppa and then sent her on her way,it’s appreciated trust me they are human after all.
