A friend of mine drives female escorts around for a living. He said he visits alot of lay bys for truckers!
SwedishSteel:
I would have said no sweetheart, I’ve already got your mate in my trailer side locker, there is no more space…
and another one in here
hgvhgv:
A friend of mine drives female escorts around for a living. He said he visits alot of lay bys for truckers!
I once would have envied your “friend” for driving an ■■■■■■. Hang on, hgvhgv, methinks though doth protest too much, unless you drive a container load of 'em around.
About ten years ago I was having a night out in Birmingham and had met up with a mate of mine.
“Hello dear do you want any business?”
" No thanks love" says me.
She then says to my mate who was sat behind me on my bunk, “what about you dear…oh hello Dave I didn’t see you there”
Wait a decent length of time for tumbleweed to blow along before i broach the question of him going with prostitutes when I know his wife and kids and the fact that he’s happily married.
I was approached last week in a lay by just off the Caen ring road in France. But it turned out to be a kin bloke. I taught him some Anglo Saxon & he went away. Only time I’ve ever felt intimidated by a 5’2" bloke. Must have been the leather boots. Yuk yuk yuk. Disgusting.
Isnt there a woman up north in a service “cant rememeber service” that drives round in a green daewoo that plays with her self ?
I’m sure there was a topic on here but can’t seem to find it now 
Legend_Scania:
Isnt there a woman up north in a service “cant rememeber service” that drives round in a green daewoo that plays with her self ?I’m sure there was a topic on here but can’t seem to find it now
They use be a doll drove around the A75 looking for jobs 
Her nick name was the “hairy burger” .
She was meant to be a rough looking ■■■■■■ altogether .
That’s what I love about trucknet topics like this!!
Could a kind sole please pm these websites you are talking about as I have no idea where to find them cough
3 questions
Where is this layby?
How much?
Is she decent looking?
I was approached by a prossie walking home steaming, ‘‘5 quid for a gobble’’ which i thought was pretty reasonable but she was an old gumsy hacket burd it put me right off
Typical Eastern Europeans, taking our jobs, I am sure some tart from Jeremy Kyle couldve filled that role …
You don’t charge much for a gobble. Where you at? 
irishrover:
Legend_Scania:
Isnt there a woman up north in a service “cant rememeber service” that drives round in a green daewoo that plays with her self ?I’m sure there was a topic on here but can’t seem to find it now
They use be a doll drove around the A75 looking for jobs
Her nick name was the “hairy burger” .
She was meant to be a rough looking [zb] altogether .
Long ago Little Nell and Amazing Grace used to trade at Stranraer Harbour.
villa:
i wonder how much hand relief would cost
Lazy ■■■■■■■■
Oxford Road in Reading is full of them. I daren’t stop for a kebab anymore. 
A very long time ago when I was still a bit wet behind the ears I stopped for a female hitchhiker in Spain. I had done quite a lot of hitching round myself so was disposed to pick up hitchers.
So she opens my door and climbs up on the step and grabs me by the nads! I was so surprised I pushed her away with the back of my hand and she fell off the step. I drove away and I can still see her lying on the grass verge shaking a fist at me
the old bp wolverhampton used to attract a fair few, and in the laybys/bustops outside.
B1 GGK:
Typical Eastern Europeans, taking our jobs, I am sure some tart from Jeremy Kyle couldve filled that role …
We are taking jobs that available for anybody who WANTS to work.
Lonewolf Yorks:
A very long time ago when I was still a bit wet behind the ears I stopped for a female hitchhiker in Spain. I had done quite a lot of hitching round myself so was disposed to pick up hitchers.So she opens my door and climbs up on the step and grabs me by the nads! I was so surprised I pushed her away with the back of my hand and she fell off the step. I drove away and I can still see her lying on the grass verge shaking a fist at me
Five finger shuffle ■■ 
I’ve heard that in a couple of years these “ladies” will be in short supply, since they’ve brought in this PCPC (Prostitute Certificate of Professional Competence) certificate. It means that they have to undergo a minimum of 35 hours training every 5 years.They’ve got 'til 2014 to get it sorted. A lot of the “old hands” are just not going to bother and give up the game. They reckon it’s like teaching their grandmother to ■■■■…well…you know. Anyway, this probably means the “rates” will probably rise as the date gets closer, so make the most of it now.
Got quite a surprise coming down the '34 three or fourmonths ago between Tothill and the 303 turn at 2am, saw a girl under an umbrella at the entrance of a big layby!