Long story cut short she’s away on a girlie weekend i’m on parental duty been up the club had a few Ziders (cider) and am at home looking after mini her who has to be obeyed. So when you’ve had a few too many do you squerm when looking at previous posts thinking what the hell did i post last night and actually having no recolation or whatever it’s called as to what you posted.
Join the club but they recon your true self comes out when your ■■■■■■■
There is only one to be honest too so make sure that one is yourself.
enjoy.
Majority of my posts are done whilst under the influence.
And to be honest I agree with all of them. I’ve ever only had to edit one post made in anger, and that’s only because when I woke up in looked like I was agreeing with someone.
I dont care, I own a forum and the mods are brilliant, they move all my crud into the mods area (just to rub it in) rather than delete it 
that said we all do the same
I have had cringeworthy moments though reading back, as normally I placate posts but after a few malts I truly let rip and sometimes its good as its needed to be said 
Drift:
I dont care, I own a forum and the mods are brilliant, they move all my crud into the mods area (just to rub it in) rather than delete itI have had cringeworthy moments though reading back, as normally I placate posts but after a few malts I truly let rip
nice one
Sometimes you just get sick of swallowing the crap.
chester:
Majority of my posts are done whilst under the influence.And to be honest I agree with all of them. I’ve ever only had to edit one post made in anger, and that’s only because when I woke up in looked like I was agreeing with someone.
we can’t have that!!
I don’t post often under the influence but most off my posts are when I’m half asleep like now been laid here an hour if she don’t stop ■■■■■■■ snoring there’ll be a topic on here tommo.
“Hgv driver charged over the death off his snoring fiancé”.
Like really just shut the ■■■■ up women.
Rant over night night 
. (Eventually)
Edit: “turn your phone off the lights waking me up”
Is she having a laugh or what?.
I sometimes post when I’m drunk and if anything, I’m more careful about what I post. I have to proofread stuff much more carefully because otherwise it looook s liek this with punctuiation marks everyhere rthey shoukd’t be ands spellinbvg mistakes and typos all over the place. Sometimes I might post something I regret but not often … I learned that particular lesson years ago on a different forum.
I’m half way down a bottle of Marston’s Old Empire now, having just got home from work. Another one and I’ll be ready for bed. Cheers!
Karl86:
I don’t post often under the influence but most off my posts are when I’m half asleep like now been laid here an hour if she don’t stop [zb] snoring there’ll be a topic on here tommo.“Hgv driver charged over the death off his snoring fiancé”.
Like really just shut the [zb] up women.
Rant over night night
Edit: “turn your phone off the lights waking me up”
Is she having a laugh or what?.
Karl86:
I don’t post often under the influence but most off my posts are when I’m half asleep like now been laid here an hour if she don’t stop [zb] snoring there’ll be a topic on here tommo.“Hgv driver charged over the death off his snoring fiancé”.
Like really just shut the [zb] up women.
Rant over night night
Edit: “turn your phone off the lights waking me up”
Is she having a laugh or what?.
At the moment I’m getting in after she’s gone to sleep. There she is lying there gob catching flies and sawing wood like a demented lumberjack, aw bless! 
Why oh why when you go to bed late, do you always wake up early as if you’re going to work?
I went out last night, got very drunk and got home (somehow) about 4am
Yet I was wide awake at 5:30 
No matter what time I go to bed, I always wake up early. I just want a lie in once in a while!!!
I got dinner booked tonight with the Mayor of Bristol and have to cycle there so i can not have too many “pit stops” on the way.
May pull in to Weston super Mare for a pre-dinner dip.
There are minerals and vitamins in the sea there.
So a few swallows will not do any harm.
If you do not see me post again i have been run over/drowned/ attacked by seals/sea gulls/ run over by a ship/poisoned by sea water/choked on food or all of above.
Should be a good night then.
Jesus Toby, just how many mayors do you lunch with?
Karl86:
I don’t post often under the influence but most off my posts are when I’m half asleep like now been laid here an hour if she don’t stop [zb] snoring there’ll be a topic on here tommo.“Hgv driver charged over the death off his snoring fiancé”.
Like really just shut the [zb] up women.
Rant over night night
Edit: “turn your phone off the lights waking me up”
Is she having a laugh or what?.
Thats why night shifts were invented 
Can’t believe I missed this thread.
■■■■■■ as a ■■■■ Saturday night and so was the wife (up at 2am and off Sunday so only evening of the week i can relax), anyway as the kids where out we felt able to make a fool of ourselves in each others company and come 10pm, both of us off our ■■■■ the missus deceides to drop her guts- kids walk in and I take the blame for the odour.
Missus so chuffed at my loyalty and selfless act I got a BJ at bedtime.
Not really that relevant to the topic just wanted to tell everyone about it…
Dipper_Dave:
Can’t believe I missed this thread.■■■■■■ as a ■■■■ Saturday night and so was the wife (up at 2am and off Sunday so only evening of the week i can relax), anyway as the kids where out we felt able to make a fool of ourselves in each others company and come 10pm, both of us off our ■■■■ the missus deceides to drop her guts- kids walk in and I take the blame for the odour.
Missus so chuffed at my loyalty and selfless act I got a BJ at bedtime.
Not really that relevant to the topic just wanted to tell everyone about it…
Alright Dave calm down its not nice to rub it in the noses off us who have to pay for a bj. I always know when my Wallets about to get hammered cause I get one without asking.
Trubster I see what your saying I’m currently in the search off euro work so I can get away from the miserable snoring cow.
I try not to post sober- if I did people might take me seriously
Rikki-UK:
I try not to post sober- if I did people might take me seriously
Mission accomplished!
I’ve uncle Dennis watching my back,anything dodgy goes in the random crap bin 
I had a go at someone on here once for being negative and putting down people all the time whilst I was under the haze of a few vods, anyhow bumped in to him on the boat once and he was an alright dude. I didn’t know it was said bloke till I spotted him coming of the other end and recognised his truck from the pics on here.
So that week I checked through some of his passed posts and would you believe they are not all negative and some pretty dam helpful to some…so yeah felt a bit of a tool!!
Sorry that man 
(Rare I will post when that wrecked though)