A flat-chested lady goes to Dr. Smith about enlarging her breasts.
He tells her: Every day after your shower, rub your chest and say:
"Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies”
She does this for several months and it works! She develops terrific DD-cup breasts and she’s delighted.
One morning, she gets on the bus and suddenly realizes she has forgotten her early morning ritual. So she stands in the aisle, closes her eyes and says:
“Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies”
A guy looks at her thoughtfully and asks her"
“Are you a patient of Dr. Smith?”
She says, "Yes! How did you know?”
He winks at her and whispers in her ear “Hickery dickory dock……”