can’t remember if i placed this up already and can’t be bothered to search,but hey still funny…
It appears that after the Popes last visit to the UK 5 years ago the following incident took place.
After getting Pope John Paul’s entire luggage loaded into the limo,
(and he doesn’t travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is
still standing on the curb.
“Excuse me, Your Holiness,” says the driver, “Would you please take
your seat so we can leave?”
“Well, to tell you the truth,” says the Pope, “they never let me drive
at the Vatican, and I’d really like to drive today”
“I’m sorry but I cannot let you do that because I’d lose my job! And
what if something should happen?” protests the driver, wishing he’d
never gone to work that morning.
“There might be something extra in it for you,” says the Pope, so
reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind
the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting
the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 125 mph.
“Please slow down, Your Holiness!!!” pleads the worried driver, but the
Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens. “Oh, dear
God, I’m gonna lose my license,” moans the driver.
The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches.
However, the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorbike,
and gets on the radio. “I need to talk to the Chief Inspector,” he says to the
dispatcher. The Chief Inspector gets on the radio and the motorbike cop tells him that he’s
stopped a limo going a hundred and twenty miles per hour.
“So bust him,” says the Chief Inspector.
“I don’t think we want to do that; he’s really important,” says the
cop.
The Chief Inspector exclaims, “All the more reason!”
“No, I mean really important,” says the cop.
The Chief Inspector then asks, “Who ya got there, the Prime Minister?”
Cop: “Bigger”
Chief: “The Queen?”
Cop: “Bigger”
“Well,” asks the Chief Inspector, “Who is it?”
Cop: “I think it’s God!”
Chief: “What makes you think it’s God?”
Cop: “He’s got the ■■■■■■ Pope as a chauffeur!!” 
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