I was on a timber run last week and as usual the elf n safety mob were on it. I had forgotten to put my hard hat on. As I climbed back in the cab and reached for the rascal, I noticed it had a mark on the top of it. I grabbed hold of a wipe and gave it a quick once over.
I hadn’t realised that a few gaffers were stood next to my cab. One of them said to another bloke " Why is that driver polishing his helmet? ". Quick as a flash I replied " Save’ s the wife doing it tonight ".
The big honcho then came over to me and explained that he had been in the construction industry for many years and had extensive knowledge of a variety of tools.
Rather sadly and inevitably he told me I was among the biggest he had ever seen. As he wandered off, his entourage chuckled and congratulated him.
eagerbeaver:
I was on a timber run last week and as usual the elf n safety mob were on it. I had forgotten to put my hard hat on. As I climbed back in the cab and reached for the rascal, I noticed it had a mark on the top of it. I grabbed hold of a wipe and gave it a quick once over.
I hadn’t realised that a few gaffers were stood next to my cab. One of them said to another bloke " Why is that driver polishing his helmet? ". Quick as a flash I replied " Save’ s the wife doing it tonight ".
The big honcho then came over to me and explained that he had been in the construction industry for many years and had extensive knowledge of a variety of tools.
Rather sadly and inevitably he told me I was among the biggest he had ever seen. As he wandered off, his entourage chuckled and congratulated him.
My motor this past week. Moving into the sister motor tomorrow as this ones up for MOT. Might be making an appearence at Newark if i can get it ready in time.
