A man went into a hardware shop and asked for a tin of red paint.
“Are you decorating then?” asked the shopkeeper
“No I’m painting my budgie” said the man.
“You can’t do that you’ll kill him” said the shopkeeper
“Don’t talk daft I painted him blue last month and he was fine !” said the man and left.
Later that week the shopkeeper saw the man walking past and asked how his budgie was.
"Oh,he died " said the man
" I told you that paint would kill him ! " said the shopkeeper
" Don’t be daft it wasn’t the paint that killed him " said the man
" It was the BLOWLAMP ! " 