Since it seems fair game to rip the pi55 outta us here i’ll turn the tables 
Paddy Irishman paddy englishman and paddy scotsman were sitting on a train, Opposite them was a beautiful Blonde woman wairing a tiny mini skirt. The three men acknowleged this fantastic looking woman but carried on reading their Books.
As they passed through a tunnel they herd a loud scream followed by a slap and as they exited the tunnel paddy english man was rubbing his face.
Paddy Englishman thought " one of the other lads must have felt her up and she thought it was me!"
Paddy Scotsman thought " I’m after getting a feel of her Breasts and she thought it was Paddy Englishman- Happy Days!!"
Paddy Irishman thought- " Roll on another tunnell so I can slap that English ■■■■■■ again…
Now before I’m shot It’s a joke and I’ve read all your Paddy and irish ones and laughed at them so don’t be offended by it. It’s a joke and can work bothways 
