Wheel Nut:
Sorry Boss, the sat nav said it would fit
it must be the camera angle/trick of the eye as IMPO no way does that bridge look like 14ft. looks like your struggle to get a 4x4 under that bridge 
just done come across this one
Or this:
Tobyjug:
I wish scottishcruiser would stop flashing his headlights.
It makes my eyes go funny.
Better flashing the headlights than flashing my fat sausage… 