Norman Ingram:
Angy you must have married young?
Not that young about quarter century
animal:
Norman Ingram:
Angy you must have married young?Not that young about quarter century
Did you love honour and obey him Ang ? 
Cheers Dave.
Norman Ingram:
Yes riggers she might,
And that is one of the tips in my best selling book âHow to handle wimminâ. But only do it occasionally, just a little bit of praise and flattery every now and again and watch their little faces light up, it keeps em happy.
grumpy old man:
Norman Ingram:
Yes riggers she might,And that is one of the tips in my best selling book âHow to handle wimminâ. But only do it occasionally, just a little bit of praise and flattery every now and again and watch their little faces light up, it keeps em happy.
hiya,
Donât praise my âold womanâ as much as I should, I used too, but she accused me of telling porkies,
So now I just spend my time telling other youngish ladies how gorgeous they are but only when
their husband or boyfriend is out of earshot, no flies on me, Iâm a lover not a battler, only problem
is thereâs never any takers.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
grumpy old man:
Norman Ingram:
Yes riggers she might,And that is one of the tips in my best selling book âHow to handle wimminâ. But only do it occasionally, just a little bit of praise and flattery every now and again and watch their little faces light up, it keeps em happy.
hiya,
Donât praise my âold womanâ as much as I should, I used too, but she accused me of telling porkies,
So now I just spend my time telling other youngish ladies how gorgeous they are but only when
their husband or boyfriend is out of earshot, no flies on me, Iâm a lover not a battler, only problem
is thereâs never any takers.
thanks harry, long retired.
From reading your posts over the last few years Harry. I would say your success rate with the ladies is high up on the scoreboard.
Cheers Dave.
Is that the scoreboard for heaven or hell?
Norman Ingram:
Is that the scoreboard for heaven or hell?
More than likely the bed post Norm.
Cheers Dave.
No Harry would have no strength to carve any notches in the bed post, even if he was dreaming he was surrounded by beatiful maidens!
Norman Ingram:
No Harry would have no strength to carve any notches in the bed post,
I expect he could dig deep enough and find the strength if the circumstances were right Norm.
Cheers Dave.
Norman Ingram:
No Harry would have no strength to carve any notches in the bed post,
Never fear Harry could defo do it if he was surrounded by my Single Malt Collection, In fact he may even go out of control Eh, Ha,Ha, Mind you that would be after having a few or even several Malts, Oh dear there would be no stopping him would there, Regards Larry.
Lawrence Dunbar:
Norman Ingram:
No Harry would have no strength to carve any notches in the bed post,Never fear Harry could defo do it if he was surrounded by my Single Malt Collection, In fact he may even go out of control Eh, Ha,Ha, Mind you that would be after having a few or even several Malts, Oh dear there would be no stopping him would there, Regards Larry.
Hiya,
Iâll have you fellow wrinklies know Iâm brilliant in bed I can stay there all day.
thanks harry, long retired
harry_gill:
Lawrence Dunbar:
Norman Ingram:
No Harry would have no strength to carve any notches in the bed post,Never fear Harry could defo do it if he was surrounded by my Single Malt Collection, In fact he may even go out of control Eh, Ha,Ha, Mind you that would be after having a few or even several Malts, Oh dear there would be no stopping him would there, Regards Larry.
Hiya,
Iâll have you fellow wrinklies know Iâm brilliant in bed I can stay there all day.
thanks harry, long retired
I bet you canât Harry, unless you are ill. Not the best place to be, unless you got a â â â â bird with you.
Cheers Dave.
Whoops, done it again (i forgot last year). My domestic staff has informed me that it was our wedding anniversary yesterday and âŚâyouâve forgotten again havenât you fat bar stewardâ. She actually smiled when she said thatâŚbut her eyes werenât smiling. Putting it mildly, sheâs furious
She followed what I thought were very harsh and unnecessary comments with âŚâand itâs my birthday on the 6th. forget that and be afraid, be very afraid.â 
Ah well, another day or two of married bliss.
Oh, she SAYS weâve been married 54 years, I donât think it helped when I said âare you sureâ?
grumpy old man:
:oops: Whoops, done it again (i forgot last year). My domestic staff has informed me that it was our wedding anniversary yesterday and âŚâyouâve forgotten again havenât you fat bar stewardâ. She actually smiled when she said thatâŚbut her eyes werenât smiling. Putting it mildly, sheâs furious
She followed what I thought were very harsh and unnecessary comments with âŚâand itâs my birthday on the 6th. forget that and be afraid, be very afraid.â
Ah well, another day or two of married bliss.
Oh, she SAYS weâve been married 54 years, I donât think it helped when I said âare you sureâ?
hiya,
How on earth do you manage to forget your wedding anniversary, itâs firmly etched
into my brain as a " day of regrets" when I didnât heed my mates advice and blow
the wedding money on that BSA I always fancied, well I do remember the month, I
think, come to think of it Iâll have to look in my diary, but itâll all be there on the
day Iâm not brave enough to forget anniversaries.
thanks harry, long retired
harry_gill:
grumpy old man:
:oops: Whoops, done it again (i forgot last year). My domestic staff has informed me that it was our wedding anniversary yesterday and âŚâyouâve forgotten again havenât you fat bar stewardâ. She actually smiled when she said thatâŚbut her eyes werenât smiling. Putting it mildly, sheâs furious
She followed what I thought were very harsh and unnecessary comments with âŚâand itâs my birthday on the 6th. forget that and be afraid, be very afraid.â
Ah well, another day or two of married bliss.
Oh, she SAYS weâve been married 54 years, I donât think it helped when I said âare you sureâ?hiya,
How on earth do you manage to forget your wedding anniversary, itâs firmly etched
into my brain as a " day of regrets" when I didnât heed my mates advice and blow
the wedding money on that BSA I always fancied, well I do remember the month, I
think, come to think of it Iâll have to look in my diary, but itâll all be there on the
day Iâm not brave enough to forget anniversaries.
thanks harry, long retired
Donât have that problem this way. I have never forgotten how much these cards meant to these females,when in the 1960âs I came home from work and my Mum said to me there is a parcel for you. I opened this package up and there was a big boxed valentines card from my girlfriend. Oh dear I had never sent a valentines card,and had never even thought about it. I failed to find anyone that had any left, so I had to face the music.
I have never forgot to buy a valentines card or a birthday card since. I was in the dog house for weeks.
Cheers Dave.
Sheâs a bit happier todayâŚbirthday (74) AND i broke the habit of a lifetime and went shopping 
especially for a card for her (99p Asda).
All is well, Iâm tidying her up this morning and we shall go to the pub at lunchtime. 
grumpy old man:
Sheâs a bit happier todayâŚbirthday (74) AND i broke the habit of a lifetime and went shopping
All is well, Iâm tidying her up this morning and we shall go to the pub at lunchtime.
hiya,
Grumps you sure spoil your young lady 99p for a card !!! you can get three for a quid at your
local Poundland and if placed flat in your sock drawer will last OK for the next couple of her
anniversaries, now taking her for a pub lunch (Wetherspoons) I hope, is fine but make sure
she doesnât forget her â â â â â they have a habit of doing that then expect to be âcarriedâ for a
full session from your pocket and just a half of lager will definitely not suffice, it soon turns
to âI fancy a gin petâ well itâs pet if you live in the North East the womenfolk up here have a
way with words. But my friend have a pleasant day out and I just hope you donât have to get
a bank loan to cover the cost.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
grumpy old man:
Sheâs a bit happier todayâŚbirthday (74) AND i broke the habit of a lifetime and went shopping
All is well, Iâm tidying her up this morning and we shall go to the pub at lunchtime.hiya,
Grumps you sure spoil your young lady 99p for a card !!! you can get three for a quid at your
local Poundland and if placed flat in your sock drawer will last OK for the next couple of her
anniversaries, now taking her for a pub lunch (Wetherspoons) I hope, is fine but make sure
she doesnât forget her â â â â â they have a habit of doing that then expect to be âcarriedâ for a
full session from your pocket and just a half of lager will definitely not suffice, it soon turns
to âI fancy a gin petâ well itâs pet if you live in the North East the womenfolk up here have a
way with words. But my friend have a pleasant day out and I just hope you donât have to get
a bank loan to cover the cost.
thanks harry, long retired.
You could have took her to Normandy Brian, and let her parachute out of an aeroplane to celebrate D Day and her birthday.
Cheers Dave.
Well, we never got to the pub.
Now lads, can you think of any senile old git, ex lorry driver of many years standing, someone who has spent hours standing at the refuelling pumps?
Now can you think why that dozy old bar steward would put 7 Gallons of finest Shell Unleaded Petrol into a diesel engined Jaguar?
Answers on a postcard to:- GOM, Dewsbury
Iâve got people ringing me up WHO I DONât KNOW, all taking the â â â â .
She went home on the bus, I went to the garage with the car on the back of a transporter.
No excuses, I just wasnât concentrating.
ÂŁ45 for recovery, 7 galls. of unleaded, and now really looking forward to the garage bill. Fingers crossed it didnât get past the fuel filter. It only ran about 4 minutes on tickover.
Hey grumpy old man ,I am disgusted with you paying 99p for a birthday card way over the top what to do never give her a card with her birthday age on it and women always keep old cards so sneak one out the collection and produce it on the day but beware do you think putting petrol in your diesel car was a curse put on you by your loved one be very afraid