Bloke driving through the woods one day hits and kills a deer.
As he has an empty reefer on the back he nips out quick and throws it in the back of the trailer and on his way back to the yard he drops it off at home.
Gets home from work butchers the deer and says to his wife we will have some of that for Sunday dinner.
Sunday comes round and the bloke says to his son and daughter at the dinner table what do you think of the meat?
Kids say delicious what was it?
Bloke says I shouldnt really tell you but heres a clue,your mother sometimes calls me by the same name and he winks at his wife
The son shouts dont eat it sis its a bloody ■■■■■■!
