hi,deputy dog.
they only got in my cab because you told them it was your truck,at least i did,nt set fire to those wino,s 
do you remember when banjo wanted to take kay behind the tea stall, and she said, you could,nt afford me. and he said ive got 50p. she was,nt best pleased.
DD & DD, to get warm in a ERF, you could use body heat, friction, excercise, or do all three and have ■■■? 
hi,norman.
tried all four,still bloody cold. by the way,spike was asking after you.
Diesel dan, do you mean Spike from the old lager firm, if so give him my regards, last time I spoke to him, he was only doing 3/4 nights a week.
hi norman,
yes thats the spike, i talk to him every week,he works for ups on afternoon shift shunting etc,i bet he has some tales to tell me obout you.
Dan if he tells you about one or two girls in my cab, do not believe him, it was at least four, he never saw the other two.
hi norman ,
he did ask me to ask you if you ever had a shiny gold daf. dont know what he ment though, i will ask him tommorow. 
hiya,
Not DAF in Norm’s case it’s a shiny gold halo or so he tries to tell everybody, but it’s slipped a little over the years.
thanks harry long retired.
Dan, the only thing I can think of is we had two tankers painted in red for " Hof" lager, and Gold for Special brew, which two units were painted up, he had the gold one, because he was always polishing it, he was two busy doing that, to bother with anything else? , Harry my halo will never slip, it is a real one! 
hiya,
That’s not what your good lady told me before you grabbed the phone off her.
thanks harry long retired.
That is because she doe’s not want to lose me, so she tells porkies, so other women will not stealme from her!
hiya,
Think my old lady is saving up, she tells me she’d pay another woman to take me off her hands, i keep waiting for Joanna Lumley to phone up told the wife i’ll put the shortfall there when she does.
thanks harry long retired.
If women are supposedly so good at multitasking why is it they cannot have ■■■ when they have a headache? 
Wheelnut, women cannot have ■■■ and enjoy themselves, if men are watching, because it may give them a headache, so they tell you they are getting one, but this is only when they have a ring on their fingers, and they seem to get more regular as the years drift on!
Well,there’s an old Barnsley saying :- “Keep 'em well f***** and poorly shod and they’ll never leave yer!”
So tek their shoes off and chuck 'em away.
Chris Webb:
Well,there’s an old Barnsley saying :- “Keep 'em well f***** and poorly shod and they’ll never leave yer!”So tek their shoes off and chuck 'em away.
You still got to keep an eye,on the milkman and the baker Chris. 
Cheers Dave.
Don’t worry Dave, if you are getting free milk and bread■■? 
You might even get your windows, cleaned for free!!! Norm. 
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
And Norm if you really get lucky you might even get your shed filled with nutty slack.
thanks harry long retired.
Getting back to old cafes, I remember I used to call at least 7 cafes starting from Eye on the A47 to great yarmouth, anyone who can remember the names.