Oi! Cliff!!!

Bolton 0-2 Chelsea

Chelsea sealed their first championship for 50 years with victory at Bolton.
Frank Lampard struck twice in the second half as manager Jose Mourinho added the Premiership to the Carling Cup in his first season in charge.

Chelsea survived a furious Bolton assault before Lampard scored from close range on the hour.

Goalkeeper Petr Cech then produced a brilliant save from team-mate Geremi as Bolton pressed, but Lampard broke clear to add the second after 75 minutes.

Chelsea did not field the under-strength side that had been expected, although Joe Cole was left on the bench and Damien Duff and Arjen Robben were ruled out through injury.

And they were tested fully in a torrid first 45 minutes in which they were subjected to an aerial barrage from Bolton.

Stelios Giannakopoulos tested Cech early on, while Gary Speed also forced the Czech Republic goalkeeper into a fine save with a header.

Chelsea were almost non-existent as an attacking force in the first-half, and they were grateful when Kevin Davies headed straight into the arms of Cech from only six yards when he was found unmarked from Bruno N’Gotty’s free-kick.

There was a worrying moment on the stroke of half-time when John Terry needed lengthy treatment on his eye when he was caught by the flailing arm of Davies.

Terry was on the ground for several minutes before returning to the action, although the word from the dressing room was that he was suffering with impaired vision.

He had recovered enough to take his place after the break as Chelsea continued to be unsettled by Bolton’s uncompromising approach.

But Chelsea sprung forward to take the lead in controversial circumstances on the hour.

Bolton were furious that referee Steve Dunn did not award a foul when Jiri Jarosik bundled Fernando Hierro to the ground, but Lampard took advantage to battle his way into the area and beat Jussi Jaaskelainen with a powerful finish.

The disappointing Didier Drogba had been involved in running verbal battles with Bolton’s defence, and it was no surprise when he was replaced by Robert Huth five minutes after Lampard’s goal.

Chelsea keeper Cech, who produced a world-class save from Liverpool’s Milan Baros in the Champions League semi-final, produced a save of almost equal quality to keep them level as Bolton pressed for the equaliser.

Speed’s long throw was unwittingly deflected towards his own goal by Geremi, but Cech somehow dived high to his right to turn the ball to safety.

And the goalkeeper’s worth to Chelsea was underlined as they sprang forward to put their name on the title with 15 minutes left.

Bolton were caught hopelessly upfield as Lampard broke forward and rounded Jaaskelainen to score and send Chelsea’s army of fans into ecstasy.


Bolton: Jaaskelainen, Candela (Jaidi 77), N’Gotty, Ben Haim, Gardner, Hierro, Giannakopoulos (Pedersen 63), Okocha (Nolan 63), Speed, Diouf, Davies.
Subs Not Used: Poole, Fadiga.

Booked: Candela, Diouf, Jaaskelainen, Nolan.

Chelsea: Cech, Geremi, Terry, Ricardo Carvalho, Gallas, Tiago, Makelele (Smertin 90), Lampard, Jarosik, Gudjohnsen (Cole 85), Drogba (Huth 65).
Subs Not Used: Kezman, Cudicini.

Booked: Makelele.

Goals: Lampard 60, 76.

Att: 27,653.

Ref: S Dunn (Gloucestershire).

source: BBC Sports.

Yessssss!..’ Ere we go, ’ Ere we go, ’ Ere we go…

We love you Chelsea, We do
We love you Chelsea, We do,
We love you Chelsea, we do,
Ohhh, Chelsea we love you!

My Old Man said be a Chelsea fan
and don’t dilly dally on the way
We took the North Bank in half a minute,
and we’ll take Totenham, and all thats in it

With Hatchets, hammers, carving knives and spanners
We’ll show those United ■■■■■■■■ how to fight
You’ll never take the Shed with the North Stand in it,
Without a ■■■■■■■ fight!.CHELSEA, CHELSEA, CHELSEA,CHELSEA

Hello!, Hello!, we are the Chelsea boys,
Hello! Hello!, we are the Chelsea boys
If you are an Arsenal fan, surrender or you’ll die
Cuz we all follow the Chelsea!

Chim, chimeney,chim chimeney, chim chim charoo
We hate those ■■■■■■■■ in Claret and Blue!
Oh! we hate West Ham, and we hate West Ham
We hate West Ham, and we hate West Ham
…we are the West Ham Haters! :wink:

and one more for the road…

If we see you, on a corner,
with a Red scarf round your neck
Chelsea Boys will come and get you
Then we’ll break your ■■■■■■■ legs!

Pardon me for that little nostalgic interlude, it’s been years since I went to a Chelsea game, but I would surely have given my first born to have been at Bolton today, just to be part of the atmosphere, I’ll bet Chelsea fans took over the whole stadium, I’ll bet there were some good old fashioned fighting between the fans in and around Bolton…■■■■! I wish I could have been there :cry: But for all the Die Hard Chelsea Fans everywhere :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:
and to all those ex Chelsea " fairweather " fans :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp:
and last but not least, to all those Man Utd :smiling_imp: ( Inc Ferguson) :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: not to mention Arsenal :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: and all the other non Chelsea, Anti Chelsea naysayers :smiling_imp: heres a big BOLLOX to the lot of ya!,

Man Utd…Kiss my Royal Blue South London Arse!, Arsenal Kiss it too! :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Well thats made him happy for a while :smiley: but just remember Cliff ,its only on loan so tell Jose to keep it clean cos its going back in Man Utds cabinet next year :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

ps ; Well done Chelsea.

:unamused: (amazing what you can do with a few million quid :laughing: )

All good old English boys I see :stuck_out_tongue:

It makes me sick that all these people come over here stealing footballers jobs :smiley:

Ok mate, brink your “Royal blue south london arse” over here, and me and my steelies will kiss it for you :stuck_out_tongue:

The local gooner…

BryanH:
Well thats made him happy for a while :smiley: but just remember Cliff ,its only on loan so tell Jose to keep it clean cos its going back in Man Utds cabinet next year :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Ooooh Bryan! you are a card! :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

allikat:
Ok mate, brink your “Royal blue south london arse” over here, and me and my steelies will kiss it for you :stuck_out_tongue:

The local gooner…

Hey Ali, If you ever so much as dream you kick/kiss my arse, you’d better wake up and appologise :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Bloody Gooners! :unamused:

No worries Cliff mate. Only joking.

I know that :wink:

But your still a Bloody Gooner :unamused:

allikat:
Bolton 0-2 Chelsea

Chelsea sealed their first championship for 50 years with victory at Bolton.
Frank Lampard struck twice in the second half as manager Jose Mourinho added the Premiership to the Carling Cup in his first season in charge.
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The result below is far better, better than any result we’ve had this season, even better than the first game, where we beat Manure Utd at Stamford Bridge :wink: :smiley: :laughing:

Manchester Utd ( Manure Utd ) 1, Chelsea 3, :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

That has made my year!, better than winning the Carling Cup, I’m so happy I could kiss the Wife :open_mouth: er’m… on second thoughts… make that…almost kiss the Wife :unamused: :wink:

Bleedin’ football… :unamused: :unamused: :unamused:
Nothing but 22 pansies running around a field kicking an air filled pig skin around then hugging, kissing and taking showers together… :confused: :confused: :confused:

:wink:

AndyM:
Bleedin’ football… :unamused: :unamused: :unamused:
Nothing but 22 pansies running around a field kicking an air filled pig skin around then hugging, kissing and taking showers together… :confused: :confused: :confused:

:wink:

Yer just jealous, cuz they would’nt let you join in :open_mouth: :cry:

Cliff Warby:
…Yer just jealous, cuz they would’nt let you join in :open_mouth: :cry:

Danm Cliff, you found me out on that one… :unamused: :unamused: :unamused:

:laughing:

Manchester United 1 - Chelsea 0
oh what a lovely score dad! :smiley: :smiley:

chickstaone:
Manchester United 1 - Chelsea 0
oh what a lovely score dad! :smiley: :smiley:

I’ll second that :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: .

Salut, David.

Man United, Chelsea there all useless. my home team Crystal Palace now there was a team when Ronnie Rooke was player manager for them, they were a team to be recond with.!!!. (sitting back waiting for the screaming and nasty remarks) John T.

chickstaone:
Manchester United 1 - Chelsea 0
oh what a lovely score dad! :smiley: :smiley:

Oh the shame of it all :blush: , now the whole world knows that my eldest daughter grew up supporting Man Utd :blush: :blush: , despite naming her after Chelsea :wink: ( her Mum would’nt let me spell her name Chelsea, I had to spell it Chelsey, but it still sounded the same :smiley: ) and now I have to live with the shame of a Man U fan in the family :blush: :blush: :blush: . ■■■■!..You wait till I come down to Sydney Young lady, you’re not to big to have your ears boxed! :open_mouth: :wink: :smiley:

I think I’ll go into hiding! :blush:

Cliff Warby:

chickstaone:
Manchester United 1 - Chelsea 0
oh what a lovely score dad! :smiley: :smiley:

Oh the shame of it all :blush: , now the whole world knows that my eldest daughter grew up supporting Man Utd :blush: :blush: , despite naming her after Chelsea :wink: ( her Mum would’nt let me spell her name Chelsea, I had to spell it Chelsey, but it still sounded the same :smiley: ) and now I have to live with the shame of a Man U fan in the family :blush: :blush: :blush: . ■■■■!..You wait till I come down to Sydney Young lady, you’re not to big to have your ears boxed! :open_mouth: :wink: :smiley:

I think I’ll go into hiding! :blush:

:smiley: :laughing: :smiley: :laughing: :smiley: :laughing: :smiley: :laughing: :smiley: :laughing: :smiley: :laughing: :smiley: :laughing: :smiley: :laughing: :smiley: :laughing: :smiley: :laughing:

…and you can keep quite too Bryan! :laughing:

At least my other two Daughters and one of my Sons support Chelsea!..So there! :stuck_out_tongue: :laughing:

John T:
Man United, Chelsea there all useless. my home team Crystal Palace now there was a team when Ronnie Rooke was player manager for them, they were a team to be recond with.!!!. (sitting back waiting for the screaming and nasty remarks) John T.

Crystal Palace?..bunch of bloody pansies!