A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen
mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a
difficult, four hour, surgical procedure.A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
“Nurse”, he mumbles, from behind the mask. “Are my testicles
black?” Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don’t know, Sir.I’m only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to
ask again, “Nurse, are my testicles black?”Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his
testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls
back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his ■■■■■ in one hand
and his testicles in the other. Then, she takes a close look and
says, “There’s nothing wrong with them Sir!”The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very
slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very,
very closely… A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?
